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Very wordy profile
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Very wordy profile It has been a while since I've written in here, mostly because I've been busy with other things. Still haven't had any luck on this site, so I've totally revamped my profile. I do that every now and again to shake things up. I'll add it to this blog now to preserve it in case I decide to change it again later. All comments gladly received. Here goes... "Wonderful guy forced to go without sex for years." I don't want to see this message on my tombstone! Hello world, I'm a poor, unfortunate married guy whose wife has been unable to have sex for more than 13 years for physical reasons. Aside from that one (admittedly huge) drawback, my life is pretty great and I'm a happy and lucky guy. But I have a really big itch! I just can't fathom the idea of going the rest of my life without sex. So here I am. I thought this site would be an easy place to make connections, but either I was very mistaken or I'm just too picky. But still I try. I have to! No sex forever! Screw that! So in the interest of laying all my cards on the table I want to spell out the pros and cons of choosing me as a partner in lust. I know that most women get huge amounts of emails and chat requests on this site and can be very discriminating. I feel that if a woman gets to know me they'll see that I'm a good 'catch' but it's hard for me to get to the point where a woman can know enough about me to make a decision. So even though it's probably better to reveal this kind of information through one on one conversation, I'm going to try writing it all down for you to read. Hopefully you'll like what you see. I'm going to put it in the form of a list of pros and cons. I'm a list kinda guy. I love lists! Couldn't get through my day without them! So here goes... PROS (also know as all the reasons why you'd be crazy not to take me into your bed and let me ravish you) My looks. Okay, I'll admit I'm not GQ material, and heads don't turn when I work out at the gym. But I'm a decent-looking and generally attractive guy. Mirrors don't shatter in my wake. I'm tall (6'1" and slim (180 lbs) and workout every day, and even if that doesn't lead to washboard abs I am generally a fit individual. Oh, and I'm told I have a nice ass, but you'll have to be the judge of that. Safe. Every woman on this site should have this uppermost in her mind when interacting with guys. I mean, you're trying to meet a total stranger on the internet for sex for Pete's sake! That just sounds plain dangerous! Don't get me wrong - I'm glad there are women out there willing to put themselves out there, but it is a risk, and you know it. So you should be very, very careful about who you meet. Although you can't know for sure until you get to know me, I'm probably one of the safest guys you could possibly meet here. I have reasons to be very discreet, for one thing. Secondly, I have great respect for women and wouldn't ever dream of hurting or abusing you, even verbally. It's just completely counter to my nature. And thirdly, I haven't been inside a woman in years, so there is absolutely no danger of catching something nasty from me. Good personality. I've chatted off and on with lots of women on this site and they all seem to want to meet someone who is nice, kind, respectful, well-mannered, thoughtful, and patient. That's me. I'm just an all around nice-guy. I am also extremely easy-going and unflappable. You couldn't hurt my feelings if you tried. Life's too short to get worked up about the little things in life, or to let other people control your emotions. I'm very comfortable in my own mind and my own skin. Oh yes, and many of those same women have told me that I'm "sweet." Hasn't gotten me into any of their beds yet, but it sounds good, right? Good conversationalist. As if this ridiculously-long profile isn't enough evidence that I'm someone who is open and honest and willing to talk about my feelings! Well-educated. I'm sure you're run into lots of winners who can't string two words together without misspelling one of them. I enjoy the written word (as you can tell) and am of an intellectual frame of mind. I've got a Masters Degree and manage a successful small family business. I enjoy being with smart, confident and successful people. Good sense of humor. I swear every woman on this site says they want to meet someone with a great sense of humor. Well why wouldn't they? Who wants to invite an old sourpuss into their bed? Check this one off your list. I've got a funnybone and know how to use it. Honest. Everyone wants honesty here, and in truth, it's impossible to know when someone is being honest or deceitful. Trust takes time, and in this kind of a relationship it may never fully develop. That being said, I am generally a very honest individual. I'll either tell you what you want to know about me, or just say that I'm uncomfortable doing so. I won't make up lies to try and impress you. Serious about meeting. I'm not one of those guys who is just lurking on this site or getting my jollies. I'm dead serious about finding a compatible partner for some very pleasurable experiences. I lead a very busy life and don't have time to be doing this for no good reason. Non-smoker, non-drinker, non-recreational drug user. For some people that may be a negative, but I don't feel that way. I have no objection to being with someone who likes to drink. Or with a recreational drug user as long as they don't want to do it in my presence. Smokers? If you won't do it around me and will shower and thoroughly brush your teeth and wash your clothes before we meet, I can live with it. But I hate everything about cigarettes and how they smell. What a turnoff! I'll be a good sex partner. Feels really awkward to write that, but I think it's important to let you know what kind of a guy I'd be in the sack. I enjoy the sensual side of sex. I absolutely adore kissing endlessly, cuddling, snuggling, and getting as physically close as possible. I am not interested in sex solely for my own pleasure. If you're not having the time of your life, it's not going to make me happy. I'll put in my best effort to make sure you do! My ideal sexual experience would be to spend the whole day in bed (or in the shower, or on the floor, or in the car, or wherever!) pleasuring one another over and over until we both are completely worn out. It has been a very long time for me, and I want to take our all my desires and sexual frustrations on you! For the record, I'm not into seriously kinky stuff, or BDSM, or pain. But I'm happy to experiment with light kink or light bondage, just for the sensual fun of it. Does size matter? I probably shouldn't put this in here, but I know it does matter to some women. I see lots of profiles saying they want a guy who is well hung. Okay, you can check this one off your list if that's important to you. The last two women I had sex with had problems with my girth. I hate discussing this, so 'nuf said! Modest. Ya, right! lol. Do I sound modest to you? I probably sound like the biggest egomaniac since Mohammed Ali. But that's not my true nature. I'm just writing this all here so that you can get to truly know what I'm like. Once you meet me you'll see that I'm actually rather quiet and modest and unassuming. CONS (to prove that I am not perfect, despite the fact that if you're read the above paragraph you are probably completely convinced by now that I am!) I'm taken! No doubt the biggest drawback is that I'm a married man. That will eliminate most of the women on this site from ever considering me, but I know it doesn't matter to some of you, and obviously not to those of you who are married or attached yourself. I will be happy to more fully discuss my marital situation with you if we get to know one another, but for now let's leave that out in the interest of privacy. Suffice it to say that I will never be leaving my wife, and don't want to hurt her, but I do have to do this for myself, even if it is behind her back. I'm going lack-of-sex-crazy! I'm not very available. I work long hours and do not have time to carry on a very active affair with someone. In truth, if I could manage six visits with you in a year it would be a banner year. As much as I would absolutely love to have a woman in my life with whom I could have sex on a daily, or weekly, or even monthly basis, it just isn't in the cards for me. Breaks my heart to say it, but it's true. If you're looking for lots of sex with one guy, I'm (sadly) not going to be able to provide it. But if you're a busy person too, or perhaps just enjoy experiencing sex with a variety of people, then perhaps we would be compatible. I'm only available weekdays. No weekends, no evenings. Just weekdays. But I could spend the entire day in your arms if you're available too! My age. As much as I would love to go back to being able to put a 2 or 3 in front of my age, that ship has sailed. But I'm still young at heart! And I've always looked much younger than my actual age. Discretion. I've said how I'm very discreet, but that also means I don't want to be seen out in public with you. I'm going to do everything I can to keep my wife in the dark about this, because I don't want to hurt her. Our relationship will be behind closed doors. Of course I fully expect you'd want to meet in a public place on our first meeting, but hopefully we can find some place public but secluded. I'm picky. You'd think a guy in my position wouldn't be choosy, but I am. I'm just not attracted to some women, and am not going to hop into bed with anyone just because I'm a bit desperate. I'm a thin guy, and do not find heavy women attractive. Ideally you'll be slim and fit, or at the very least, just a little bit<b> overweight. </font></b>Okay, I'm sure I've forgotten a few pros and cons, but it probably comes as a relief to you that I'm just about wrapping it up here! Can't say I blame you. Who has time to read all this dribble? Hopefully you did. And now I'm sitting here crossing my fingers that you'll be intrigued by my profile and want to get in touch with me. You can either reach me through the email on this site, or through markfwright at the yah hoo. I am really looking forward to getting to know you! My Ideal Person My ideal woman is the one who got through that long profile above and is hot to meet me!  |
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