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Blogs > jessabell1967 > Ginger Snaps

Dirty old men  

jessabell1967 57F
436 posts
3/15/2016 1:31 pm
Dirty old men
Today's adventure was drawing blood from a very elderly man. It went like this...

Me: have you eaten anything in the last 12 hours?
Him: Just some pussy around 2 am
Me:
Him:
Me:
Him: I bet yours tastes like honey
Me: I hope I don't have to stick you more than once...
Him: oh honey, 60 years ago I'd have stuck you all night long
Me: give me your arm
Him: ouch!
flasher4u3 66M  
106 posts
3/15/2016 1:38 pm

 I like it!


HermanG67 56M
8464 posts
3/15/2016 1:46 pm

 lmao good on you


Skeemac 56M
589 posts
3/15/2016 2:01 pm

 Wow. He still had the fire. At his age he figured nothing to lose. He had some good come-backs. You have to laugh!


rm_Vg240194 34M
Ask me for a photo
1 post
3/15/2016 2:23 pm

 Good one


AmorphousAmor 64M
Ask me for a photo
3574 posts
3/15/2016 2:24 pm

 Watch out for the big pricks!


Woodyeverready 65M
1187 posts
3/15/2016 2:28 pm

 You should have stuck a cannula down his urethra.
Woodrow J. Evers


lookinghard6669 58M
365 posts
3/15/2016 4:05 pm

 You know that is me in 30 years?


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