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I've been poisoned  

jessabell1967 57F
436 posts
6/21/2016 1:51 pm
I've been poisoned


I survived, and actually enjoyed, the weekend theme park adventure. I'm glad I got see my dad having the time of his life with the .

I'm an exhausted. When I got home from last night I laid down on the floor with my and fell asleep. I awoke when Sassy (that's my dog) woofed at my phone when it beeped. I replied to the text, then went right back to sleep. I woke again around 3 and trudged to bed. I slept in a little this morning. I still feel like I'm dying.

I'm pretty sure it's all the crap I ate over the weekend. Fries. Fried cheese. Corn dogs. More fries. Beer. More fries. Ice cream. Cotton candy. Pop (soda if you're not from here). Candy. I really think pizza was the healthiest thing I ate over the 3 days. I did have a salad, but who the hell knows what's on the stuff on a salad bar. So much artificially enhanced yumminess went down my gullet. Grease. Artificial flavors and colors and preservatives. And more grease. I pretty effectively poisoned my normally organic body. I'm no zealout when it comes to clean eating, but as a general rule, I keep it pretty tidy.

A few more gallons of green tea, some more chlorophyll caps, a couple more apple cider vinegar shots, a few long soaks in detox baths, and I'll be back in great condition. Just in time to leave on vacation and poison myself again. And I know I will. And it will be worth it.

HermanG67 56M
8464 posts
6/21/2016 2:13 pm

the key is you survived


taliesins 53M
17 posts
6/21/2016 2:31 pm

I heard some people drink diluted Borox before you go on these junk food binges. If nothing else, your gut will be shiny and clean


Kayak_Playmate 61M
147 posts
6/21/2016 2:33 pm

I hope you feel better soon gorgeous!


howlindog50 73M
509 posts
6/21/2016 2:46 pm

Glad you survived! . . . but y'know . . . I firmly believe that the occasional 'binge' is not only 'not harmful' . . . but kinda good, in a way. That occasional binge lets you accept being careful about diet the other 99% of the time, for one. And, I guess I've always believed in the concept of "anything in moderation" . . . soooooo . . . you 'moderate' almost all the time & that "falling off the good wood wagon" ain't gonna hurt ya.


scott6250 61M

6/21/2016 3:09 pm

It is great that you have survived such a weekend after consuming all those luscious park foods.

"Sweet, steamy, sensuous kisses light the bright fires of passionate lust within us." scott6250


GoldilockzNBear 69M/40F  
9 posts
7/22/2016 10:34 pm

Well... you know what the French say ... "Everything in moderation, including moderation." The human body is self healing and self cleaning. I'm sure you'll be fine; and besides, a good corndog is worth every bit of it.


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