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Blogs > gymrat1974 > ManwranglerJen

Pure nonsense  

gymrat1974 49F  
1057 posts
5/12/2016 7:39 pm
Pure nonsense

So I was telling a friend of mind that I hadn't written anything in two days and that my blow job teacher, aka a guy I was talking to, isn't talking to me anymore and that it had the makings of a sad country song. Well, I do handle my sadness with sarcasm. And when I deliberately rhyme in my writing, it's a sure sign that sarcasm is all but coming out of my pores. A sad (bad sad) country song? Sure. At least a verse or two.

My blow job coach done left me
I guess he had nothing left to say
He said I was a raging success
With lips that were blessed
And my talent just blew him away

the truth is I liked his teaching
And I wish that he would stay
But I paid for the lessons
50 dollars a session
And I've no money left to pay

DrkDik4U 52M  
115 posts
5/12/2016 8:02 pm
    Quoting  :
LOL, that's freakin' rich!

Oh sorry sweetie but life goes on...


gymrat1974 replies on 5/12/2016 11:43 pm:
Yes, it does, and I will laugh my way through it.

gymrat1974 49F  
557 posts
5/13/2016 6:48 am

 Hanahahaha! That's classic!


Skeemac 56M
589 posts
5/13/2016 7:50 am

 I bet you give a very good blowjob....especially after your training....


gymrat1974 49F  
557 posts
5/13/2016 8:14 am

 Hahahahaha. You didn't read my The Art Of The Blow Job piece, I guess.


2NRIVCO4fun 73M/67F
46 posts
5/13/2016 3:42 pm

 I would like to volunteer!


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