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Blogs > 80SROCKR > Backstage

Profile Gaffes  

80SROCKR 64M
28 posts
6/17/2016 11:17 pm
Profile Gaffes

Lately I've become obsessed with dating sites. I'm starting to feel like an anthropologist, studying the female dating profile. I'm becoming less interested in looking for a woman and more interested in what she is looking for.

I enjoy reading your profiles, regardless of whether we are not a match or will never meet. However, every once in awhile I'll read a blog post or a profile from a woman wherein she describes the follies and fallacies of men and their profiles. You've seen them. "Why do you think I want to see your dick?" type profiles; or the "Read my profile completely before emailing me" profiles. That's great. My dick is special and I don't show it to everybody and I'm going to read your profile completely and maybe even email you just to tell you I read it completely, regardless if I meet your criteria.

Now don't misunderstand me. I love women, they are mysterious, beautiful, and challenging. I enjoy them in all their perfections and imperfections and enjoy reading their profiles.
I've viewed hundreds of profiles on various dating sites. Some are well written, some fake and generic, and there are those that fall in between.

Here is a small compilation of excerpts from these profiles that fall somewhere in between:

Funrealisticgirl: Looking for a fun, friendly, person?

Would you consider a Saurian?

I am a country girl!!! I like all kinds of mixed music!!! Except !!! I go dancing a lot on Saturday nights!!! After work I go to the gym and do Zumba and workout!!!

With so many exclamation points I can only assume she would be a really exciting date
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SWEETCANDYCAROL: SINGLE AND READY TO MINGLE!!!!
I'M THE TYPE OF PERSON WHO IS ENERGETIC AND LOVE THE OUTDOORS. GARDENNG, HIKING AND SWIMMING ARE MY FAV. LOOKING FOR A PARTNER TO PARTICIPATE IN MY ENDEAVORS. I LIKE TO TRAVEL, DANCE AND LISTEN TO A VARIETY OF MUSIC. MY PARTNER MUST BE ABLE TO HANDLE AN A WOMAN WHO LIKES TO PAMPER AND SPOIL. I LOVE TO COOK FOR THAT SPECIAL SOMEONE. IM VERY AFFECTIONATE AND LIKE TO BE HUGGED. I LOOK FORWARD TO HEARING FROM YOU.

She sounds like a more exciting date than exclamation point girl... or wrote this in a very noisy place. So many caps I nearly missed the spelling, punctuation, and syntax errors.

I am a cute and humerous girl.

I'm not sure if the spelling error is intended but she obviously has a funny bone.

First off, my headline is usually a lyric line of a song. I'm not much for some catchy phrase to get you on the hook

Hmmm. Isn't a lyric line of a song usually a "catchy phrase" or aka a hook.

Live well,laugh,often,love,much.....
I love sports football nascar fishing lake Trips Bikes dine in or out working out walks festivals movies family gathering music concerts Rock country Jazz<b> blues.... </font></b>Right company or patrner iam laid back Easy going Just want a caring loveable man to share my life with Honest and good Heart not a player serious..

Comma, confused

Are you the ying to my yang?

No. But I could be the yang to your yin.

I am looking for a man that has brown hair or black and that is atleast 6'0 feet tall. With pretty brown wys

Looking for Herman Munster

I am looking for a tall honest sincere man. A nice smile and big shoulders are very attractive

Also looking for Herman Munster

Looking for a fun, loving, loyal, healthy man with a great sense of humor that is 5'10" or taller. (I'm 5'7" and wear heels.)

Fun, loving, loyal, healthy, man with a great sense of humor here. 5'9". I could lie about my height but I'll introduce her to my friend Herman.

RunUrMouthWhnImNotAround,itsEasy2Achieve.UCryToWeakFriendsThatSympathize.CantUHearTheViolinsPlayingUrSong.ThoseSameFriendsTellMeUrEveryWord.

Toomuchdrama
This blog is written for entertainment purposes only. Mostly mine, but I hope you enjoy it too.
BrandNewMoves 41M/43F
26 posts
6/17/2016 11:32 pm

 Nice post.

I appreciate both the humor and the attention to detail.

And i have profiled many a profile, so thanks for sharing your take on some females.
Mrs. BNM{=}
BrandNewMoves


80SROCKR 64M
157 posts
6/18/2016 12:00 am
    Quoting BrandNewMoves:
    Nice post.

    I appreciate both the humor and the attention to detail.

    And i have profiled many a profile, so thanks for sharing your take on some females.
Thank you for the comment. I'm glad you appreciate my humor.
Mike
This blog is written for entertainment purposes only. Mostly mine, but I hope you enjoy it too.


80SROCKR 64M
157 posts
6/18/2016 12:05 pm
    Quoting Le_Scandel:
    Fantastic post, thank you!

    LS (her)
You're welcome. Thank you for the compliment.
Mike
This blog is written for entertainment purposes only. Mostly mine, but I hope you enjoy it too.


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