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Blogs > OakKing421 > The Oak King's Redoubt

that DAMN ice cream truck  

OakKing421 56M
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5/18/2016 4:09 pm

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6/29/2016 3:37 pm
that DAMN ice cream truck

Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie went straight to her grandparent's house to visit her 95 year-old grandmother and comfort her. When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother replied, "He had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday morning." Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that 2 people nearly 100 years old making love would surely be asking for trouble. "Oh no, my dear," replied granny. "Many years ago, realizing our advanced age, we figured out the best time to do it was when the church bells would start to ring. It was just the right rhythm. Nice and slow and even. Nothing too strenuous, simply in on the Ding and out on the Dong." She paused to wipe away a tear, and continued, "He'd still be alive if the damn ice cream truck hadn't come along."

Neadsomethingto 69M
438 posts
5/18/2016 4:29 pm

 I could be so lucky at 95 ,love ice cream.


rm_PrisicaK 49F
479 posts
5/18/2016 5:28 pm

 I'm glad sex is possible later in life but I don't need to think about it


OakKing421 replies on 5/18/2016 5:45 pm:
heh i am going to be the one in the nursing home who even the younger staff are envious of LOL

pocogato12 71F  
37235 posts
5/18/2016 8:21 pm

 I can't believe you pimped my original blog post!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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OakKing421 replies on 5/18/2016 10:04 pm:
pimped it? .. no i thought so much of it i shared it on my own blog and on my FB page haha it was and is worth spreading it was a funny joke i am sorry if i offended you by doing so

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