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The blue room. Bad jokes good times.
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The blue room. Bad jokes good times. I heard a comedian say he was doing Dice Clays dirty rhymes a few years before Dice. I am not sure it is true but I thought joke theft? that is what the homework he was doing? It isn't easy remembering that many words verbatim. How long did it take you to learn them? You know you did. If you are my age and have a penis you did. Rewinding VCR to get the line about the midget chicks ass just right. I am not sure what happened but he made a come back a few years ago. Somehow old Jew fat Elvis saying misogynistic things lost its quaint appeal, granted the appeal was not so universal. I have been doing a little home work too, not really, but like in school I will fake it. No, it won't be as good as his but here you go: Peter peter pumpkin eater ate her pussy but she was a bleeder then a thought raced across his mind at least there's floss it should be just fine? Important note to self: Viral Video idea: voice over an elephant fucking video honey badger style. Is it normal to suddenly think of elephants mating,? I was watching a clay video to make sure I wasn't stealing his shit. BAM what do elephants penis look like, Quick search on utubes and I find they are more Barry White than you would expect. The saying should be “slower than Elephants fucking” I guess people think about Grams taking it from behind more than the beauty that is Elephant porn. If this catches on Ron Jeremy will lose his erection pill endorsement and Dumbo's dad will be all over the porn sites. Speaking of which why are there erection pill ads on porn sites? If you had anyone to use pill with or issues with erections why would you be on the porn site? The ads should really be on ESTY where old ladies buy stupid shit because Gramps isn't giving it to her anymore. They could spike his coffee and the oatmeal wouldn't be the only one with lumps. in the morning. Esty is the female version of pornhub. Its where they buy<b> pearl </font></b>necklaces rather then watching people give them. Who do we have running for president? Lets see its “um NO” vs “um HELL no”? Seriously we are going elect Lisa Simpson? Bart is going to make Billy Carter look like a Bush Heir. I am not going to get political, the words you say just before you get political, No vote is a vote for Trump, so if you are planning on voting for mister trump, just don't and save yourself the trip. Who said in 1988 - 28 years of Clintons and Bushs in the white house sign me up. This is the true race to the bottom. One was functional illiterate, one was married to Mrs. Beasley, one was bang there assistant, and don't get me started on the crazy shit Bill was doing. Ever see Hilary's assistant? Lets just say give me a pint of that with extra sauce. I am not going to get religious, the thing that is said just before you get religious, Why the hell are they are teaching creationism in science class. Making it on equal terms with science, science is the search for the truth religion is like a bad spoiler alert. By the way spoiler alert, the end of the book is not very good. Little over the top even for a universe creating omnipresent super being and way too dark if you ask me. Maybe next edit rather than fire and brimstone we can get fruit roll ups and a pint carton of chocolate milk. Nothing say nutrition like candy rolled flat and the word fruit added to it to fool the parents. Milk thats good for you lets add some chocolate. Let's get back to the issue at hand, or rather that is in my my hand my penis. I am not much of a prepper but I sure would like some place warm and safe to put it if the world comes to and end, and we should start practicing soon. Until next time, don't aim for her face it won't be porn star sexy, it will be mad lady with cum in her ear dangerous. Handz |
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