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Ray Stevens: Ahab the Arab  

scott6250 61M
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4/21/2020 6:24 am
Ray Stevens: Ahab the Arab
Ahab the Arab
Ray Stevens

(intro: Arabian flute)
Let tell you about Ahab the Arab
The sheik of the burning sand
He had emeralds and rubies just drippin' off 'a him
And a ring every finger of his hand
He wore a big ol' turban wrapped around his head
And a scimitar by his side
And, every evenin', about midnight
He'd jump his camel named Clyde, and ride
[Spoken] Silently through the night the sultan's tent where he
would secretly meet with Fatima of the Seven Veils,
swingingest grade "A" number one US choice dancer in
the sultan's whole harem, 'cause, heh, him and her had
a thing goin', you know, and they'd been carryin' on
for some time now behind the sultan's back and you
could hear him talk his camel as he rode out across the
dunes, his voice would cut through the still night desert
air and he'd say (imitate Arabic speech and finish with "Sold! American)
which is Arabic "Stop, Clyde!" and Clyde'd say, (imitate camel
sound), which is camel "What the heck did he say anyway?"
Well, he brought that camel a screechin' halt (verbal screeching sound)
In the rear of Fatima's tent
Jumped off Clyde, snuck around the corner
And into the tent he went.
There he saw Fatima layin' a zebra skin rug
With
[Spoken in falsetto and possibly with female backups] "Rings her fingers and
bells her toes and a bone in her nose ho, ho."
[Spoken] There she was, friends, lyin' there in her radiant
beauty, eating a raisin, grape, apricot, pomegran
bowl of chittlin's, two bananas, Hershey bars,
sipping a RC co-cola listenin' her transistor,
watchin' the Grand Ole Opry the tube, readin' a Mad
magazine while she sung, "Does your chewing gum lose
it's flavor?" Yeah, Ahab walked her and he say,
(imitate Arabic speech), which is Arabic for "Let's twist
again like we did last summer, baby.!!" Ha, ha, ha!!
You know what I mean! Whew! She looked at him from off the rug,
give him one of the sly looks,
She said (suggestive giggles, then outright laughter) "Crazy, crazy, crazy baby!"

('round and around and around and around, and around and around and around)
Yeah, and that's the story 'bout Ahab the Arab
The sheik of the burnin' sand
Ahab the Arab, the swingin' sheik of the burnin' sand





"Sweet, steamy, sensuous kisses light the bright fires of passionate lust within us." scott6250
Tmptrzz 61F  
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4/21/2020 10:06 am

 Happy Tuesday my friend that's a great old song I am sure you have heard the Shriners song too so funny one of my favorites of his.. I hope you have a wonderful day my friend..
Seduce the mind and see what a wonderful adventure the body will take you on..


scott6250 replies on 4/22/2020 8:06 am:
Yes I have. We played his 8 tracks all the time when I was a boy. In fact this song came out the year that I was born. Have a wonderful day my friend.

scott6250 61M

4/21/2020 6:26 am

 A wonderfully funny song from a good old funny guy for your Tuesday.
"Sweet, steamy, sensuous kisses light the bright fires of passionate lust within us." scott6250


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