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Should I Share This Story With Friends?  

StrongBlakDick4U 43M
44 posts
4/26/2019 8:56 am
Should I Share This Story With Friends?

When I was a freshman in college while walking to class, I noticed a female student standing outside her car with a flat tire. I walked over to help, offering to change the tire. It urned out she was a senior and in order to get to class on time she told me to carry her books and change the tire after her class. I smiled and agreed. After my class, I ran over to her building . On the way back to her car she told me this joke:

A senior woman was chatting up an enthusiastic and unsophisticated, new freshman.

After they've been talking a while, she asks him "Do you know the difference between tortellini and cunnilingus?"

"No," he replies.

"Good," she says, "Let's go to lunch."

I smiled, although I didn't get the punchline. She laughed at me bemused.

"hurry up and fix the tire", she said. "I'm taking you back to my apartment. Your having tortellini for lunch"

Please vote and share your thoughts - Thanks
Women - Yes, Share It
Women - No keep the story to yourself
Men - Yes, share it
Men - No, keep the story to yourself


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