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Blogs > secret_lade > Ramblings of the depraved.....

Do you hear that jingling noise?  

secret_lade 49F
14360 posts
12/16/2019 3:20 pm
Do you hear that jingling noise?

... That noise.

That's the sound of my sanity slowly slipping away....

So, I decided to wear an ugly Christmas sweater vest to work today, cute as hell but covered with about a million jingle bells.

By 9:30 am I wanted to rip those bells off with my teeth!

I swear at one point I blinked my eyes and commenced to jingle for the next 20 minutes.

I want to say I will NEVER wear this thing again....

But, let's be real.

I will forget all about how annoying those damn bells are next year and say to myself.....

Why don't I ever wear this thing?!?

secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
12/17/2019 3:52 pm
    Quoting Paulxx001:
    THAT... was really well done! 👍😊🍷🍷

    I have the same affinity for a Halloween wig. I understand what you mean. 🙂
We used to have a Halloween mask that we would scare the crap out of each other with... LOL I wonder what ever happened to that thing....


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
12/17/2019 3:51 pm
    Quoting easy_going2014:
    well, it happens

    that was a funny read

    hmm

    Wengie - "Ugly Christmas Sweater"

    Ooh ooh
    Shoobedoo ooh
    Ooh ooh
    Shoobedoo ooh

    Go wrap the presents, put 'em under the tree
    Pour me some eggnog and I'll bake the cookies
    Sitting by the fire, keep the cold outside, oh yeah

    Ooh ooh
    Shoobedoo ooh

    Go hang the mistletoe, and then we can kiss
    I told you Christmas don't get better than this
    You know what I want
    Put your ugly Christmas sweater on
I've got several ugly Christmas sweaters.... They all contain bells, too. I never realized that until just this moment... LOL


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
12/17/2019 3:49 pm
    Quoting mc_justmc:
    So, that's the ringing noise I've been hearing ALL day!
Yes! Yes it is! LOL


mc_justmc 63M

12/17/2019 2:52 pm

 So, that's the ringing noise I've been hearing ALL day!


easy_going2014 57M
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14366 posts
12/16/2019 8:37 pm

 well, it happens

that was a funny read

hmm

Wengie - "Ugly Christmas Sweater"

Ooh ooh
Shoobedoo ooh
Ooh ooh
Shoobedoo ooh

Go wrap the presents, put 'em under the tree
Pour me some eggnog and I'll bake the cookies
Sitting by the fire, keep the cold outside, oh yeah

Ooh ooh
Shoobedoo ooh

Go hang the mistletoe, and then we can kiss
I told you Christmas don't get better than this
You know what I want
Put your ugly Christmas sweater on
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Paulxx001 67M
22642 posts
12/16/2019 6:56 pm

 THAT... was really well done! 👍😊🍷🍷

I have the same affinity for a Halloween wig. I understand what you mean. 🙂


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