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Office Bingo
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Office Bingo I have found quite literally the BEST calendar I have ever seen.  In just one week I managed cover most of these squares! Printer out of toner - Emailed Lexmark support as the printer in my office needed the toner replaced. This is supposed to be an auto ship deal.... We should never run out of toner. Have you tried turning it off? - Talked to 3 people who barely spoke English from IT support who each started the conversation with "Have you tried turning it off?" Leaves work early - Boss #1 and #2 every day this wee It's too cold - The office irritant. She only complains about the obvious that is already on everybody's mind. Printer Jam - Every time a moron who doesn't know their ass from their elbow uses my printer. Boss laughs at own joke - Yesterday, when he asked me if he told me the story about Mr. Potts. It wasn't not funny. We then proceeded to talk about how squids have beaks and there are lizards that have their tail fall off when you touch it. It's too hot - This time it was me. I felt like my desk was sitting on the surface of the sun. Spilled drink - In the breakroom. Cart Tard spilled his water and didn't bother to clean it up. Disgusto.... Rotten food in fridge - Always?! There is never a moment when there is not. Vulgar language - Um, yah. Me again. I could have been a sailor. Pretty much every conversation I have with Nose Hairs, my work BFF, or Meme Guy. Singing voices - One of the leaders had a birthday on Thursday. Everyone sang happy birthday to him while he was on brea Surprise meeting - Every time Boss #1 says "have you got a minute?" Receive a personal call - again. Got a call from my on Friday tell about her self proclaimed crisis. Her earring fell in the sink at her dad's and she could see it. Good lord... Email from the boss - Yah, like, 9 million a day. Then he asks me 3 days later "didn't you read the email I sent?" Which one... Office romance rumor - Meme Guy got a flower delivery on Wednesday. They were beautiful and we were all jealous. Even Boss #1 asked me about them on Friday. (Because, I always have the scoop.) Email won't send - Ha ha ha... that one makes me laugh. Half the time I can't get my email even come up. Called the wrong name - Witnessed a coworker call a guy Mark 3 different times. His name is Mike. Office whispers - I revealed Nose Hairs that Boss #1 put in his retirement notice. Only 4 of us know his official last date of wor I can't WAIT see how long it takes complete the February board! |
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that's so funny thanks for sharing, could be anywhere reminded me of this one M.I.A. - "Bingo" Can you keep a secret From them other people If I tell you 'bout wha-gwan? And would you let me know If I forget the secret Took my eye off of the Ball? Cause Bingo, now I'm hitting the 6 [x4] I know what's going on I know how you going on I got the ra ra Go ahead and throw the ball I don't be running at all I got my own goal I stand in one place And make sure I just hit the ball To leave private messages, please use my confidential mailbox at my blog: Good luck!!! 
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Why isnt there a square for having sex with a co-worker?😉😊
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2/2/2020 6:53 am |
Why isnt there a square for having sex with a co-worker?😉😊
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2/1/2020 3:03 pm |
Lol
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sounds like my place of employment
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When you color in all the squares, does that mean you're finished for the month? As in....take the rest of the month off?  We have 3 large printer/copy machines in the office and the middle one has been jammed and broken so many times in the last couple of weeks it makes me wonder how the people breaking it manage to find their way to work most days. Ugh.....
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Go for it. Looks like a lot of fun.
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We experienced "Prairie Dogging" in our office - this was where we were all housed in individual cubicles and whenever there was a noise at the other end of the office, all the heads would pop up to see what was going on.
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That's awesome! I thought about hanging this in my office.... But the boss duo spend too much time in there.
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2/1/2020 11:18 am |
sounds like my place of employment
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When you color in all the squares, does that mean you're finished for the month? As in....take the rest of the month off? We have 3 large printer/copy machines in the office and the middle one has been jammed and broken so many times in the last couple of weeks it makes me wonder how the people breaking it manage to find their way to work most days. Ugh..... Pagan  Hmmmm....I know I left that wand around here somewhere!
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Go for it. Looks like a lot of fun. ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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We experienced "Prairie Dogging" in our office - this was where we were all housed in individual cubicles and whenever there was a noise at the other end of the office, all the heads would pop up to see what was going on.
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