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Burnt Rubber and Parmesan Cheese
Burnt Rubber and Parmesan Cheese "It smells like feet back here...." I was sniffing around my office and outside the door to find out what the heck smelled back by the offices. "I don't smell anything." Deputy Don was passing through on his way to his office. "Hmmm... Maybe I'm just imagining things." I was pretty sure I could smell something, but I didn't really care enough to continue to talk about it. We chatted for a few minutes as I was getting ready to leave for the day. I shut down my computer, locked up my filing cabinets, changed out of my work shoes into my winter<b> boots </font></b>to leave for the night.... "Weren't you saying you could smell feet earlier?" Deputy Don was looking down at the corner of my desk where I had tucked my shoes under. "Can you smell my shoes?" I burst out laughing. The look on his face was priceless. "Those ARE work shoes, you know. And, my feet were in them before, I wouldn't have been able to smell them yet." He just looked at me and wrinkled up his nose. "I think you're right, you should get a new pair of work shoes." He was laughing hard enough that I almost couldn't understand him. We were talking earlier today about how I needed to get some new work shoes. Which made me think of the Hippie, oddly enough. I've always had issues with my work shoes.... Maybe because they're usually leather, or maybe because I'm on my feet quite a bit of the day, or maybe because I have sweaty feet..... Who knows?!? But, my work shoes are usually disgusto enough that I keep it a secret until I have dated someone long enough that I feel confident they can overlook this fatal flaw until I reveal to them, at the end of my work day I have swamp foot. It was the Hippie who had said to me one day, you've had a rough day. Let me rub your feet. I immediately declined... But he was persistent. I told him I had work shoes on all day and my feet were gross. How bad can they be? He thought I was exaggerating. "Um, yep. Burnt rubber and Parmesan." And he still rubbed my feet. This became a running joke with us. From that moment forward he would refer to my feet as burnt rubbers. "Give me your burn rubbers, I'll rub them for you." |
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Hi secret_lade thanks for sharing this tidbit about you I've never met a "perfect" woman I find things that I luv about them I find things that I don't luv about them but, it's about the total journey it always has been with them reminded me of this The J. Geils Band - "Love Stinks" You love her But she loves him and he loves somebody else You just can't win And so it goes Till the day you die This thing they call love It's gonna make you cry I've had the blues The reds and the pinks One thing for sure Love stinks yeah yeah (Love stinks) Love stinks yeah yeah Side Burns Lady....
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Hi secret_lade thanks for sharing this tidbit about you I've never met a "perfect" woman I find things that I luv about them I find things that I don't luv about them but, it's about the total journey it always has been with them reminded me of this The J. Geils Band - "Love Stinks" You love her But she loves him and he loves somebody else You just can't win And so it goes Till the day you die This thing they call love It's gonna make you cry I've had the blues The reds and the pinks One thing for sure Love stinks yeah yeah (Love stinks) Love stinks yeah yeah To leave private messages, please use my confidential mailbox at my blog: Good luck!!!
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Do you have a foot fetish Secret_lade?😘
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2/26/2020 3:40 am |
Do you have a foot fetish Secret_lade?😘
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yucky
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Well... for SURE, he musta liked you...or he had sinus issues. 😶🌹❗😎
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I've always been envious of women who can cram their feet into any type of shoe and wear them without sweating and having stinky feet. I don't know if mine are burnt rubber and parmesan, but whatever it is, it's not pleasant! amp;
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I don't have foot odor, I don't have sweaty feet, either. What I do have is super soft skin on my feet. I've had many foot rubs from women.
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Lol
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2/25/2020 9:28 pm |
Lol
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2/25/2020 6:11 pm |
I don't have foot odor, I don't have sweaty feet, either. What I do have is super soft skin on my feet. I've had many foot rubs from women.
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I've always been envious of women who can cram their feet into any type of shoe and wear them without sweating and having stinky feet. I don't know if mine are burnt rubber and parmesan, but whatever it is, it's not pleasant! amp;
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Well... for SURE, he musta liked you...or he had sinus issues. 😶🌹❗😎 ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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