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Burnt Rubber and Parmesan Cheese  

secret_lade 49F
14127 posts
2/25/2020 3:00 pm
Burnt Rubber and Parmesan Cheese


"It smells like feet back here...." I was sniffing around my office and outside the door to find out what the heck smelled back by the offices.

"I don't smell anything." Deputy Don was passing through on his way to his office.

"Hmmm... Maybe I'm just imagining things." I was pretty sure I could smell something, but I didn't really care enough to continue to talk about it.

We chatted for a few minutes as I was getting ready to leave for the day. I shut down my computer, locked up my filing cabinets, changed out of my work shoes into my winter<b> boots </font></b>to leave for the night....

"Weren't you saying you could smell feet earlier?" Deputy Don was looking down at the corner of my desk where I had tucked my shoes under.

"Can you smell my shoes?" I burst out laughing. The look on his face was priceless. "Those ARE work shoes, you know. And, my feet were in them before, I wouldn't have been able to smell them yet."

He just looked at me and wrinkled up his nose.

"I think you're right, you should get a new pair of work shoes." He was laughing hard enough that I almost couldn't understand him. We were talking earlier today about how I needed to get some new work shoes.

Which made me think of the Hippie, oddly enough.

I've always had issues with my work shoes.... Maybe because they're usually leather, or maybe because I'm on my feet quite a bit of the day, or maybe because I have sweaty feet.....

Who knows?!?

But, my work shoes are usually disgusto enough that I keep it a secret until I have dated someone long enough that I feel confident they can overlook this fatal flaw until I reveal to them, at the end of my work day I have swamp foot.

It was the Hippie who had said to me one day, you've had a rough day. Let me rub your feet.

I immediately declined...

But he was persistent. I told him I had work shoes on all day and my feet were gross.

How bad can they be? He thought I was exaggerating.

"Um, yep. Burnt rubber and Parmesan."

And he still rubbed my feet.

This became a running joke with us. From that moment forward he would refer to my feet as burnt rubbers. "Give me your burn rubbers, I'll rub them for you."

secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
2/27/2020 2:05 am

    Quoting easy_going2014:
    Hi secret_lade

    thanks for sharing this tidbit about you

    I've never met a "perfect" woman

    I find things that I luv about them

    I find things that I don't luv about them

    but, it's about the total journey

    it always has been with them

    reminded me of this

    The J. Geils Band - "Love Stinks"

    You love her
    But she loves him
    and he loves somebody else
    You just can't win
    And so it goes
    Till the day you die
    This thing they call love
    It's gonna make you cry
    I've had the blues
    The reds and the pinks
    One thing for sure
    Love stinks yeah yeah
    (Love stinks)
    Love stinks yeah yeah
That song always makes me think of the movie 'Wedding Singer'.... When Adam Sandler is singing and points out the mutants at table 9. LOL

Side Burns Lady....


easy_going2014 57M
14366 posts
2/26/2020 9:07 pm

Hi secret_lade

thanks for sharing this tidbit about you

I've never met a "perfect" woman

I find things that I luv about them

I find things that I don't luv about them

but, it's about the total journey

it always has been with them

reminded me of this

The J. Geils Band - "Love Stinks"

You love her
But she loves him
and he loves somebody else
You just can't win
And so it goes
Till the day you die
This thing they call love
It's gonna make you cry
I've had the blues
The reds and the pinks
One thing for sure
Love stinks yeah yeah
(Love stinks)
Love stinks yeah yeah

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secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
2/26/2020 5:02 pm

    Quoting fwblook4unow:
    Do you have a foot fetish Secret_lade?😘
No, not really. I don't like to wear socks, though.


fwblook4unow 48M

2/26/2020 3:40 am

Do you have a foot fetish Secret_lade?😘


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
2/26/2020 3:29 am

Yah, it is yucky. If I could change that I would do it in a heartbeat.


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
2/26/2020 3:26 am

    Quoting Paulxx001:
    Well... for SURE, he musta liked you...or he had sinus issues. 😶🌹❗😎
He loved me...


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
2/26/2020 3:24 am

    Quoting pagancountrygirl:
    I've always been envious of women who can cram their feet into any type of shoe and wear them without sweating and having stinky feet. I don't know if mine are burnt rubber and parmesan, but whatever it is, it's not pleasant! amp;
I have problem feet.... The first time I saw a podiatrist was when I was 14, so I am really picky about my work shoes. I have an office job now, but I do volunteer some of my time out on the sales floor when it's busy and they need help.... And its a cement floor. If I want to be able to walk at the end of the day, I need to wear orthotic shoes with good support.


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
2/26/2020 3:19 am

    Quoting mc_justmc:
    I don't have foot odor, I don't have sweaty feet, either. What I do have is super soft skin on my feet. I've had many foot rubs from women.
I'm totally envious.... I inherited my grandma's sandpaper feet.


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
2/26/2020 3:14 am

I'm still laughing about it too....


h4rry66 57M

2/25/2020 9:28 pm

Lol


mc_justmc 63M

2/25/2020 6:11 pm

I don't have foot odor, I don't have sweaty feet, either. What I do have is super soft skin on my feet. I've had many foot rubs from women.


pagancountrygirl 66F
6466 posts
2/25/2020 6:08 pm

I've always been envious of women who can cram their feet into any type of shoe and wear them without sweating and having stinky feet. I don't know if mine are burnt rubber and parmesan, but whatever it is, it's not pleasant! amp;

Pagan
Hmmmm....I know I left that wand around here somewhere!


Paulxx001 66M
22642 posts
2/25/2020 5:23 pm

Well... for SURE, he musta liked you...or he had sinus issues. 😶🌹❗😎


HAMONMAN 64M
13128 posts
2/25/2020 5:21 pm

yucky


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