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Blogs > secret_lade > Ramblings of the depraved.....

Last night I had a dream...  

secret_lade 50F
14363 posts
3/27/2020 3:18 pm
Last night I had a dream...
I had a dream that I was getting romantic with Nose Hairs.

Egads....

I heard him talking today about how he didn't have to worry about getting hair cuts anymore because all the 'hair cutting places' are now closed.

I'm certain that was meant for my benefit as I told him the other day he needed a hair cut, he was starting to resemble Kaitlin Jenner.

He responded with.... Ok Piglet.



Which made me realize... this guy is keeping tabs on my faceplace posts. I had posted this because it had made me laugh the moment I saw it and I knew it had to be shared.

I pictured myself more as the Pooh Bear though....

69ereatwetpussy 61M
6774 posts
3/30/2020 6:18 pm

 well I do for a cut for times a year this would be my Easter cut but it will have to wait yet my side burns are going to get wild and when I try to trim them I fk them up all the time lololol the wife said I might have to color her hair I said im not cheap I know what you pay and since you don't have to drive i'm not cutting you a brake. don't know what see will do about her nails that's out of my hands and hers.


secret_lade 50F
9227 posts
3/30/2020 2:54 pm
    Quoting lindoboy100:
    Between McNoseHairs and McPerv, you're well set for a roll in the hay or three when all of this is over!
McPerv is just gross... So, no. McNoseHairs has a girlfriend... So, no there as well. I don't do the otherwise attached ones anymore. Learned that lesson quite a few years ago.


lindoboy100 61M
23969 posts
3/30/2020 3:36 am

 Between McNoseHairs and McPerv, you're well set for a roll in the hay or three when all of this is over!


secret_lade 50F
9227 posts
3/28/2020 6:38 am
    Quoting Paulxx001:
    dreams r good... go for it.
    the bear is paranoid.
Nope.... Too much wrong with the scenario. For starters, he's becoming a Sasquatch. We work together. He has a girlfriend who he lives with, cheating always ends badly.


secret_lade 50F
9227 posts
3/28/2020 6:29 am
    Quoting easy_going2014:
    Hi secret_lade

    that's weird how we dream of people we work with

    I do that 2

    reminded me of this one

    Kenny Loggins - "Return to Pooh Corner"

    Christopher Robin and I walked along
    Under branches lit up by the moon
    Posing our questions to Owl and Eeyore
    As our days disappeared all too soon
    But I've wandered much further today than I should
    And I can't seem to find my way back to the wood
    So help me if you can, I've got to get
    Back to the house at Pooh corner by one
    You'd be surprised there's so much to be done
    Count all the bees in the hive
    Chase all the clouds from the sky (chase the clouds from above)
    Back to the days of Christopher Robin and Pooh
    Winnie the Pooh doesn't know what to do
    Got a honey jar stuck on his nose
    He came to me asking help and advice
    And from there no one knows where he goes
    So I sent him to ask of the owl if he's there
    How to loosen a jar from the nose of a bear
When I'm stressed out at work I end up having work dreams.... They're usually pretty disturbing, I wake up feeling bothered... Like this one.


secret_lade 50F
9227 posts
3/28/2020 6:25 am
    Quoting tickles4us:
    If he smokes you could offer to light his cig and use a lighter turned waaay up... Just kind of aim at the nose hairs when you flick your bic/torch.

    Just be sure to have a glass of water...not alcohol that stuff is flammable you know, to put the resulting bushfire out.
I don't think he's a smoker... So, that idea wont work. It was a good thought though...


secret_lade 50F
9227 posts
3/28/2020 6:22 am
    Quoting jolielaide:
    sorry, sis, that's no dream that's a nightmare 😱😳😵😫
I did feel a little disturbed when I woke up...


secret_lade 50F
9227 posts
3/28/2020 6:20 am

 Are you having dreams of being romantic with Nose Hairs as well? He he he


secret_lade 50F
9227 posts
3/28/2020 6:18 am
    Quoting mc_justmc:
    When you told him he needed a haircut were you referring to the hair on his head or the hairs in his nose?
I left it open to interpretation.... LOL


Paulxx001 67M
22642 posts
3/27/2020 11:08 pm

 dreams r good... go for it.
the bear is paranoid.


easy_going2014 57M
Ask me for a photo
14366 posts
3/27/2020 8:18 pm

 Hi secret_lade

that's weird how we dream of people we work with

I do that 2

reminded me of this one

Kenny Loggins - "Return to Pooh Corner"

Christopher Robin and I walked along
Under branches lit up by the moon
Posing our questions to Owl and Eeyore
As our days disappeared all too soon
But I've wandered much further today than I should
And I can't seem to find my way back to the wood
So help me if you can, I've got to get
Back to the house at Pooh corner by one
You'd be surprised there's so much to be done
Count all the bees in the hive
Chase all the clouds from the sky (chase the clouds from above)
Back to the days of Christopher Robin and Pooh
Winnie the Pooh doesn't know what to do
Got a honey jar stuck on his nose
He came to me asking help and advice
And from there no one knows where he goes
So I sent him to ask of the owl if he's there
How to loosen a jar from the nose of a bear
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tickles4us 62M
7262 posts
3/27/2020 6:46 pm

 If he smokes you could offer to light his cig and use a lighter turned waaay up... Just kind of aim at the nose hairs when you flick your bic/torch.

Just be sure to have a glass of water...not alcohol that stuff is flammable you know, to put the resulting bushfire out.
Vive La Difference


jolielaide 52F  
1754 posts
3/27/2020 5:52 pm

 sorry, sis, that's no dream that's a nightmare 😱😳😵😫


clittywhisperer1 59M
1415 posts
3/27/2020 5:20 pm

 # me too moment
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mc_justmc 64M

3/27/2020 4:30 pm

 When you told him he needed a haircut were you referring to the hair on his head or the hairs in his nose?


secret_lade 50F
9227 posts
3/27/2020 3:57 pm

 Frustrating.... Can't get my picture to stay posted. Grrr...


secret_lade 50F
9227 posts
3/27/2020 3:28 pm

 Should I be concerned that he broke the social distancing rule when he grabbed my hand because I was teasing him for following my faceplace posts? I did immediately whip out my personal hand sanitizer and cleansed the affected area.


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