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Let's play a little game.
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Let's play a little game. We'll call it.... What's on my shirt? I was with the orientation group showing them how to punch in and where to go to get their health screen when the intake person said to me.... Hold on, you have something on your shirt. Walking toward me, mask on, full face shield, gloved hands... She pointed to my left shoulder. So, the question is.... What was on my shirt? A. Toothpaste B. Green Beans C. Price Tag D. None of the Above If you answered None of the Above, you would be correct! I burst out laughing when I saw the fluttery black fake eyelash perched precariously above my right tit. "Now, where in the HELL did something like THAT come from??" For the life of me, I still can't figure out how I managed to accumulate a fake eyelash. I guess this will forever remain one of life's mysteries. |
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hahahah guess someone was less then 6ft away. better the bird shit but then again its lucky as for fishing lololl
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You must have been mentally shouting to someone 'get you'r eyes off my tits, my face is up here', and they jumped up so quickly the eye lash stayed put! Cuddles available any time by the way!! 
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You must have been mentally shouting to someone 'get you'r eyes off my tits, my face is up here', and they jumped up so quickly the eye lash stayed put! Cuddles available any time by the way!!
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Yeah this. When you give more attention to your left tit your right tit will try to gain your attention.  
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Hair lands and stays in the weirdest places
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Yeah this. When you give more attention to your left tit your right tit will try to gain your attention.
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looks like you have been closer than you should have to someone, be safe..
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Ew, yikes! Yes it is!
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I'm keeping an eye on you!! 
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Maybe someone nearby was batting their eye lashes so hard that it flew off and landed on you sometime that day. Unless someone gave you a hug earlier. Maybe your daughter when you left for work?
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It doesn't sound like you're practicing social distancing, but whatever the case, I want in! happym;
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your right tit wanted to say..."actually my eye is right here..." lol...
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It could have been way worse.... I like your new pic, btw.
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I was gonna go with green bean. Cause everyone's wearing green beans these days. It's a new fashion trend.
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... and then there's Stonehenge... hmmm 🤔
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cum?
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4/14/2020 9:45 pm |
Hair lands and stays in the weirdest places
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your right tit wanted to say..."actually my eye is right here..." lol... When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro. The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.
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looks like you have been closer than you should have to someone, be safe.. Stop by at lonlyforlove2 also see Lunch with Lonly , we get snow tomorrow Check my blog on New Community, "A photo of my big Pecker" also, " My Sunday afternoon with the kids'
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I'm keeping an eye on you!!
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Maybe someone nearby was batting their eye lashes so hard that it flew off and landed on you sometime that day. Unless someone gave you a hug earlier. Maybe your daughter when you left for work? Vive La Difference
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4/14/2020 5:25 pm |
It doesn't sound like you're practicing social distancing, but whatever the case, I want in! happym;
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your right tit wanted to say..."actually my eye is right here..." lol...
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I was gonna go with green bean. Cause everyone's wearing green beans these days. It's a new fashion trend. Pagan  Hmmmm....I know I left that wand around here somewhere!
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... and then there's Stonehenge... hmmm 🤔 ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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