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On today's episode of 'What's on my shirt?'
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On today's episode of 'What's on my shirt?' In the afternoon meeting yesterday I happened glance down and see a small pink stain near my right shoulder. Peering closely I realized it was toothpaste spit from when I had brushed my teeth that morning. How does this happen? "Cripe... Why didn't anyone tell I had toothpaste my shirt?" Nose Hairs started laughing and a conversation was started between the management staff consisting of the<b> weird </font></b>things that have happened fall upon our shirts. Fast forward today, the afternoon meeting, everyone is headed through the conference room door to take our seats. "Got any toothpaste on your shirt today?" Leave it to Nose Hairs to revisit that painfully embarrassing subject matter. "No! Like that would ever happen to me..." I scoffed back. We were laughing, and I was kind of marveling at the fact that I actually made it through lunch without dropping anything on the front of my shirt. Looking down to confirm my achievement... I happened to see a small dot of melted chocolate on the very top of my cleavage crack. Are you fricking kidding me?? I had gotten a turn-of-the-century peppermint patty out of the vending machine on lunch today and munched on it's petrified pieces while I read an article about lucid dreaming. Apparently one of them fell onto my cleavage crack and melted into place. And, there went that achievement. Thank God it's Friday. |
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Cleavage food is without doubt the tastiest of culinary delights McBiggles and McLade........get yer crumbs out for the boys....please! 
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It's amazing just what a cleavage can do.It can manipulate men and can be at war with women 
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It's amazing just what a cleavage can do. It can manipulate men and can be at war with women 
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I'm think that.... It's probably inappropriate to have another person lick chocolate from my skin at work. I'll keep it in my idea bank for things to do on my own time, though. LOL Are you a fan of peppermint patties? hmm and, I love chocolate and, anything that can jump start moments of ecstasy are open to me have a great day! be safe  To leave private messages, please use my confidential mailbox at my blog: Good luck!!!
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Healthy teeth is important.
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Healthy teeth is important. ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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a lost snack can always be found in a cleavage crack 
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Pass it off as a mole if ya like keeping it there. You could be setting a new fad.. blog on!
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A fresh mint melting in ur cleavage could be fun........
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I have often said I need a bib. I do carry a Tide pen in my purse for this reason... My coworkers don't even bat an eye anymore when, from time to time, I'll tuck a napkin in the neck of my shirt before I eat. (Usually when I'm wearing a white shirt.)
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They are a pain, aren't they?
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My ex couldn't make it out the door in the morning without her daily drip of coffee on her blouse. I think she had a hole in her chin.
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You see a stain - I see an opportunity. Lucky for you one of my specialties is inspection and maintenance (which of course includes cleaning) of cleavage. Feel free to schedule and appointment.  
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I remember being in high school, and my gf and I were going to our little fair in our town, but we had a little fun before going up. I dont rember how it happened, but I got cum on my shirt, a big glob of it on my peck. Instead of stopping at my house and grabbing another shirt, she convinced me it was fine, and know one would know what it was. Well someone took a picture of us that night, and she liked the pic, so decided to make it her profile pic. I just rember I could smell my cum all night  So thanks for bringing that memory back lol.
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lucky chocolate 
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just another day, Think I'll have a drink on this one and keep my mouth shut!!!
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Hi secret_lade that's why I don't enjoy eating spaghetti for lunch it's like asking to have spots all over you shirt and, usually, you think you've escaped until that last bite and, bingo you splattered it on your shirt it is nice when a lover can lick it off though hmm maybe, not at work be safe Snow Patrol – "Chocolate" This could be the very minute I'm aware I'm alive All these places feel like home With a name I'd never chosen I can make my first steps As a child of twenty-five This is the straw, final straw in the Roof of my mouth as I lie to you Just because I'm sorry doesn't mean I didn't enjoy it at the time You're the only thing that I love Scares me more every day
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Hi secret_lade that's why I don't enjoy eating spaghetti for lunch it's like asking to have spots all over you shirt and, usually, you think you've escaped until that last bite and, bingo you splattered it on your shirt it is nice when a lover can lick it off though hmm maybe, not at work be safe Snow Patrol – "Chocolate" This could be the very minute I'm aware I'm alive All these places feel like home With a name I'd never chosen I can make my first steps As a child of twenty-five This is the straw, final straw in the Roof of my mouth as I lie to you Just because I'm sorry doesn't mean I didn't enjoy it at the time You're the only thing that I love Scares me more every day To leave private messages, please use my confidential mailbox at my blog: Good luck!!!
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1 post 6/12/2020 8:24 pm |
nice
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just another day, Think I'll have a drink on this one and keep my mouth shut!!! Stop by at lonlyforlove2 also see Lunch with Lonly , we get snow tomorrow Check my blog on New Community, "A photo of my big Pecker" also, " My Sunday afternoon with the kids'
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lucky chocolate
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I remember being in high school, and my gf and I were going to our little fair in our town, but we had a little fun before going up. I dont rember how it happened, but I got cum on my shirt, a big glob of it on my peck. Instead of stopping at my house and grabbing another shirt, she convinced me it was fine, and know one would know what it was. Well someone took a picture of us that night, and she liked the pic, so decided to make it her profile pic. I just rember I could smell my cum all night So thanks for bringing that memory back lol. Feel free to message my private mailbox
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You see a stain - I see an opportunity. Lucky for you one of my specialties is inspection and maintenance (which of course includes cleaning) of cleavage. Feel free to schedule and appointment. When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro. The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.
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6/12/2020 6:13 pm |
My ex couldn't make it out the door in the morning without her daily drip of coffee on her blouse. I think she had a hole in her chin.
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6/12/2020 5:31 pm |
A fresh mint melting in ur cleavage could be fun........
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Pass it off as a mole if ya like keeping it there. You could be setting a new fad.. blog on!
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a lost snack can always be found in a cleavage crack
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