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The best of the best ice breaker messages I've received this week....  

secret_lade 49F
14128 posts
7/20/2020 3:10 pm
The best of the best ice breaker messages I've received this week....


I shake my head and wonder, sometimes, at the shit I receive in my inbox. What the fuck are these people thinking??

It certainly isn't common sense.... Good lord.

Cause, if this is your idea of an ice breaker first message, your cock is going to shrivel up and fall off before a woman messages you back.

While a lot of the messages I receive are your run of the mill "got any face pic" messages or the "I'll be in your area this weekend" messages....

There's always one or two that manage to surprise me still, even after all these years.

And, this weeks illustrious honor goes to the 78 year old man with the scowling profile pic that asked me "What you got between your legs".

Really?

Your first message to a woman 30 years younger than you are is asking what she has between her legs?

Um, a crotch??

Good God...

I should have replied back, certainly not you, but I chose to ignore it instead. Lord have mercy on the soul of the woman who decides 'he's the one'.

secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
7/23/2020 1:21 am

    Quoting citizen4722:
    At that age you'd think he'd know better...but sadly he's NO better
He definitely didn't know better... Some guys just have that mentality that any woman who is actively looking for a sexual partner must be a whore and treated as such.


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
7/23/2020 1:17 am

But, you do have a dick between your legs... LOL


KX450F2016 55M
193 posts
7/22/2020 6:45 pm

I would have said "A DICK!"


citizen4722 66M  
74582 posts
7/21/2020 7:08 am

At that age you'd think he'd know better...but sadly he's NO better


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
7/21/2020 2:35 am

    Quoting lindoboy100:
    Oh dearie me, you've got to wonder what he's got between his ears, other than space......
Ear hair, is my guess. He's got ear hair between his ears...


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
7/21/2020 2:34 am

    Quoting CUMHANDLEME:
    🥱 ... I think some men send shock mails hoping to engage.
    Of course there is no accountability from them when they get razor sharp retorts.
The shock mails don't work with me as I just choose to ignore them. It's usually those people, as well, who complain that nobody on here is real and that the women are all fake.


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
7/21/2020 2:31 am

Absolutely!


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
7/21/2020 2:31 am

Very true!


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
7/21/2020 2:28 am

    Quoting lonlyforlove2:
    Some people just don't get it.. I guess being hidden from the real world by a keyboard , he is now magic !!! All one can do is try to forget and move on, Nothing in reality can fix some one that has that attitude..
You're right, nothing can fix that attitude. It did give me some interesting blog material to write about though. LOL


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
7/21/2020 2:26 am

    Quoting mc_justmc:
    There's no way any woman is gonna say 'he's the one'. Somebody might say "whatever". I'm honored to have your face pic.
You still have it? It's been a few years since I shared it with you... Time just moves to quickly anymore, especially now when work has been so hectic for me. I should share a more recent one with you.


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
7/21/2020 2:12 am

Sad but true... LOL


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
7/21/2020 2:11 am

    Quoting pagancountrygirl:
    I'd tell him I have an aspirin clutched tightly between my legs and as long as there are men like him messaging me, it will stay there!
    He's proof that neanderthal man does still exist.
He is definitely proof.... You can't look down on a woman for being on here and being sexually aware and still expect them to have sex with you.


lindoboy100 61M
23969 posts
7/21/2020 12:38 am

Oh dearie me, you've got to wonder what he's got between his ears, other than space......


CUMHANDLEME 61F  
794 posts
7/20/2020 10:41 pm

🥱 ... I think some men send shock mails hoping to engage.
Of course there is no accountability from them when they get razor sharp retorts.

Do you have any Primal Urges ... I do, please CUMHANDLEME and explore some of my naughty and nice Primal ... Urges with me !!!


Looking4sooner4 39M

7/20/2020 7:55 pm

Hahaha what an idiot


superbjversion2 68F  
24388 posts
7/20/2020 7:17 pm

Unlike him, you don't keep your brain down there.

Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation bangs on the door forever!


lonlyforlove2 81M
32704 posts
7/20/2020 6:34 pm

Some people just don't get it.. I guess being hidden from the real world by a keyboard , he is now magic !!! All one can do is try to forget and move on, Nothing in reality can fix some one that has that attitude..

Stop by at lonlyforlove2
also see Lunch with Lonly , we get snow tomorrow
Check my blog on New Community, "A photo of my big Pecker"
also, " My Sunday afternoon with the kids'


mc_justmc 63M

7/20/2020 5:15 pm

There's no way any woman is gonna say 'he's the one'. Somebody might say "whatever". I'm honored to have your face pic.


positively4you 74F  
4605 posts
7/20/2020 5:04 pm

Oh bless his heart. Senility has set in.


pagancountrygirl 66F
6466 posts
7/20/2020 5:02 pm

I'd tell him I have an aspirin clutched tightly between my legs and as long as there are men like him messaging me, it will stay there!
He's proof that neanderthal man does still exist.

Pagan
Hmmmm....I know I left that wand around here somewhere!


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
7/20/2020 4:22 pm

    Quoting  :

LOL Huge dick indeed! I'm guessing this guy thinks that all of the women on here are whores, and need to be treated as such, but still wants someone to overlook that fact and fuck him. Here's the thing... Some of us are intelligent, kind, professional, and confident... We just also happen to be sexually aware and have wants and needs are aren't afraid to look for someone to fulfill those needs.


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