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It's all fun and games until the cheese hits the fan.
It's all fun and games until the cheese hits the fan. Literally. I was not in the mood cook last night when the Spawn and I got back from the lake. So, nachos it was! Opening the jar of queso dip, I popped it into the microwave to heat up for a minute while i put together a plate of chips and pulled out the salsa, sour cream, and shredded cheese. With my back turned to the microwave, I started dishing up the condiments and placing them on the counter when I heard an explosion from the microwave. "Oh Shit! What was that??" Spinning around, the microwave was still going but cheese was spilling over the side of the jar that was now half empty. "Oh My Fucking God!!" "Language Mom!" The Spawn was instantly at the counter to surveil my calamity. She didn't even bother to hide her half smile or judgy eyes. Little shit. Popping open the microwave, I peered in to find a giant glop of cheese was now dropping down from the top of the microwave and nearly covering all the little air holes on the side. How on earth does this happen? Lid was off. Microwave directions followed to a T. I've literally done this A MILLION TIMES in the past.... What a fucking mess. Needless to say, nachos had now lost their appeal...... Peanutbutter sandwiches it was! |
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Wasn't that a Village people song?? Nacho, Nacho Man? That's 'orrible McLade, I hate when that happens. And then for yer girl to rub yer nose in it......!!
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am sorry to hear that. Mine was worse when i had just taken the pizza out of the oven and it fell flat on the flloor . My daughter was not a happy camper .
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It was a mess.... And to top it off, it's not like cheese just rinses out of a dish cloth. It gets all slimey and gross. Yikes!
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Wasn't that a Village people song?? Nacho, Nacho Man? That's 'orrible McLade, I hate when that happens. And then for yer girl to rub yer nose in it......!!
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am sorry to hear that. Mine was worse when i had just taken the pizza out of the oven and it fell flat on the flloor . My daughter was not a happy camper .
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Ooo... Eee... Ahhh.. Ughhh... Hmmm... I recall forgetting to put the cover on some beans once. Damn... What a fricken mess! 😮
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Lol sounds like a entertaining evening for sure , thanks for the laugh
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That sounds like my culinary skills level, ha ha anything that can go wrong will.
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OMW I feel for you. Cheese is second to raw eggs as a mess to clean up. And peanut butter as a second choice- well meih for me . Hope your weekend gets better
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i learned long ago to use a paper plate to cover jars,bowls or plates in the nuclear reactor to avoid spatters to hafta clean up...im not heloise but theres a helpful hint for you..lol
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when there's no queso, it's no bueno.
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Ooo... Eee... Ahhh.. Ughhh... Hmmm... I recall forgetting to put the cover on some beans once. Damn... What a fricken mess! 😮 ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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8/8/2020 12:50 pm |
Lol sounds like a entertaining evening for sure , thanks for the laugh
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That sounds like my culinary skills level, ha ha anything that can go wrong will. Anything worth doing is worth doing right
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OMW I feel for you. Cheese is second to raw eggs as a mess to clean up. And peanut butter as a second choice- well meih for me . Hope your weekend gets better (Virtual Symposium Group) use Virtual Symposium Group
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i learned long ago to use a paper plate to cover jars,bowls or plates in the nuclear reactor to avoid spatters to hafta clean up...im not heloise but theres a helpful hint for you..lol woop woop
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when there's no queso, it's no bueno.
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I feel your cheesy pain! At least my explosive mess was butter....and much easier to clean out of the microwave.
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8/8/2020 8:58 am |
this was gouda
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A good rule of thumb: -half the prescribed time for the microwave -double the prescribed dose of the medicine.
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Cheesus! It looks like it may be time to wave goodbye to your micro-wave
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8/8/2020 8:13 am |
A good rule of thumb: -half the prescribed time for the microwave -double the prescribed dose of the medicine.
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Cheesus! It looks like it may be time to wave goodbye to your micro-wave
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Happy Saturday! Looks like it will be a perfect beach day today! Get out and enjoy!
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