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"I see her butt."  

secret_lade 49F
14097 posts
10/2/2020 2:30 pm
"I see her butt."


On today's episode of Restroom Disasters.....

Secret_Lade is pulling up her slacks when suddenly she hears a tiny little voice from behind her say, "I see her butt." Startled, she whips around to see the tiny face of a little girl pressed up against the crack between the stalls.

Are you kidding me??

Where are her parents??

I exited the stall and walked up to the sink to wash my hands, hoping like hell this would wander off and find a parent.

No such luck.

"Why are you doing that?"

"It's good to say clean. When you're clean, you stay healthy."

"Can I do that?"

"You probably could. You need to find your Mom or Dad and they can help you."

"I don't know where she went. I wanted to see the fish."

Fantastic

Somewhere out there is a freaked out mom looking for her missing .

"Tell you what. Let's find mom and we'll see what we can do."

So, there we went, in search of mom. Boss #2 was out of the office today so I placed a call to Second in Command to start a low key search.

"Kadence!! Oh My God!! Kadence!!"

Freaked out mom's scream was echoing off the walls as she ran toward us. I'll be honest, I could totally relate to how she must have been feeling.

"Oh My God Kadence, I was so scared!!"

It was at this point, little Kadence started to bawl and hopped into mom's arms.
That was my queue to leave.

Those restrooms at work are going to be the death of me.

secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
10/6/2020 5:03 pm

    Quoting lindoboy100:


    But wait.......Kadence??? K_A_D_E_N_C_E!!?????? Who the f'k names their child Kadence?????????

    Oh dear, you havenae called yin ay yours Kadence have ye??
Nope, all 3 of my kids have regular names.... Nothing original and no weird spellings. My ex-sister in law once remarked at how she loved their names because they are all strong names from the bible.


lindoboy100 61M
23969 posts
10/6/2020 3:17 am



But wait.......Kadence??? K_A_D_E_N_C_E!!?????? Who the f'k names their child Kadence?????????

Oh dear, you havenae called yin ay yours Kadence have ye??


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
10/4/2020 1:18 am

    Quoting  :

I flushed before she became a Peeping Tom. She couldn't have been there all that long, she really was just looking for her mom, she was a tiny little thing.


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
10/3/2020 2:15 pm

    Quoting citizen4722:
    I guess it might be possible to find a red snapper in a rest room
    Seriously though, I'm glad it was a happy ending.
I'd much rather be looking for missing parents than missing children any day. The alternative is scary....


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
10/3/2020 2:10 pm

    Quoting mc_justmc:
    Y'all don't have staff bathrooms? That's crazy.
No staff bathrooms..... It's absolute insanity.


citizen4722 66M  
74582 posts
10/3/2020 1:31 pm

I guess it might be possible to find a red snapper in a rest room
Seriously though, I'm glad it was a happy ending.


mc_justmc 63M

10/3/2020 10:08 am

Y'all don't have staff bathrooms? That's crazy.


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