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Blogs > secret_lade > Ramblings of the depraved.....

Midevil torture device?  

secret_lade 49F
14389 posts
11/6/2020 3:44 pm
Midevil torture device?

Or, underwire bra? You be the judge....

I had wear one of my date night, boobs out, push up bra's work today.

Talk about nightmare....

Again, some things are meant to be worn in small increments. This fucking thing is one of them!!

Nothing can quite compare to the texture and feel of rebar supporting your ample bosom for a - hour stretch....

By lunch time I wanted die.

I couldn't wait drop the Spawn off at her dad's for the weekend so I could get home and burn this goddamn thing!

Torture device it was!

I'm now sporting two half circle bruises under the girls and I'm sore to the touch.

Fantastic.

I guess it's a good thing I'm a spinster, I'll be nursing these wounds all weekend.

Unhappy Fucking Friday!

secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
11/9/2020 3:15 pm
    Quoting lindoboy100:
    Ah, the girls.....poor wee souls that they are......I need to rub some comforting cream into them.....wi' ma tongue!!
They could use some special attention...


lindoboy100 61M
23969 posts
11/9/2020 4:59 am

 Ah, the girls.....poor wee souls that they are......I need to rub some comforting cream into them.....wi' ma tongue!!


topherific 61M
5209 posts
11/7/2020 5:02 pm

 and then some


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
11/7/2020 12:16 pm

 Are you a boo boo kisser?


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
11/7/2020 11:52 am
    Quoting classicalrebel4:
    I wouldn't expect you to wear a device like that for date night, I'm not into s & m.
That's good to know!


topherific 61M
5209 posts
11/7/2020 10:50 am

 kiss a boo boo?


classicalrebel4 68M
1755 posts
11/7/2020 10:16 am

 I wouldn't expect you to wear a device like that for date night, I'm not into s & m.
Please don't let me be misunderstood.


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
11/7/2020 6:18 am
    Quoting  :
You're right.... We never really do know the future.


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
11/7/2020 5:35 am
    Quoting XHamburgDave:
    Good morning Hon'

    I would love to help nurse your wounds, the problem is you would be back to work by the time I got there Story of my life

    I love a woman in a 1/4 cup bra, just supporting but leaving the nipples free They however are also underwired, I guess I can't win!!
Thank you for your offer, though! Happy Saturday to you as well.


XHamburgDave 80M
10466 posts
11/7/2020 3:23 am

 Good morning Hon'

I would love to help nurse your wounds, the problem is you would be back to work by the time I got there Story of my life

I love a woman in a 1/4 cup bra, just supporting but leaving the nipples free They however are also underwired, I guess I can't win!!
Please visit my Blog "Older but no Wiser"


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
11/6/2020 8:34 pm
    Quoting redrockrascal:
    I've sat there watching a girlfriend do that thing and had no friggin clue how they do it. Must be some sort of Advanced Mammary Engineering Degree thing
Oh, it absolutely is. Didn't you know? We're geniuses from birth.


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
11/6/2020 8:32 pm
    Quoting mc_justmc:
    do you do that magic trick where you unhook the back, then pull your bra out of your shirt sleeve without taking off your shirt? That shit amazes me.
Yes, I can and have done that a million times. Anymore, I change into jammies as soon as I get home, though, so I don't really have to do the sleeve trick.


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
11/6/2020 8:29 pm
    Quoting bbuckwwheat:
    Date night panties and now date night braziers. Are you sure that you are buying intimates for the correct reasons?

    I have never had reason to wear a cup, but I would think that it would be equally uncomfortable, albeit needed if catching for a 90- mph baseball pitcher
Right reason? Maybe, maybe not..... 🤔 I think it's more accurate to say, I need to keep up with the laundry better.


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
11/6/2020 8:23 pm
    Quoting  :
I would let you.


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
11/6/2020 8:22 pm
    Quoting MrWrong4RghtNow:
    If I were a male pig, I would say something like “I’d love to nurse those babies for you”. But thankfully I was raised with manners. Oh wait. By mentioning it, I have said it. Drat. My id outwitted my ego again.
    If men had to a bra for their balls, it would be the most comfortable thing imaginable. No further proof that man created the underwire bra. The bastard!
I wondered who would be the first to make that joke! Lol. Congratulations, you have the honor. Lol


redrockrascal 65M
23580 posts
11/6/2020 8:20 pm
    Quoting mc_justmc:
    do you do that magic trick where you unhook the back, then pull your bra out of your shirt sleeve without taking off your shirt? That shit amazes me.
I've sat there watching a girlfriend do that thing and had no friggin clue how they do it. Must be some sort of Advanced Mammary Engineering Degree thing
When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.

The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.


mc_justmc 63M

11/6/2020 6:38 pm

 do you do that magic trick where you unhook the back, then pull your bra out of your shirt sleeve without taking off your shirt? That shit amazes me.


bbuckwwheat 65M
Ask me for a photo
6265 posts
11/6/2020 5:57 pm

 Date night panties and now date night braziers. Are you sure that you are buying intimates for the correct reasons?

I have never had reason to wear a cup, but I would think that it would be equally uncomfortable, albeit needed if catching for a 90- mph baseball pitcher
Private mailbox at my blog bbuckwwheat
Fayette, Iowa


MrWrong4RghtNow 57M
2439 posts
11/6/2020 4:56 pm

 If I were a male pig, I would say something like “I’d love to nurse those babies for you”. But thankfully I was raised with manners. Oh wait. By mentioning it, I have said it. Drat. My id outwitted my ego again.
If men had to a bra for their balls, it would be the most comfortable thing imaginable. No further proof that man created the underwire bra. The bastard!
My name is MrWrong and I approved this comment


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
11/6/2020 4:01 pm

 Unless, of course, one of you guys out there would be interested in nursing my wounds??


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