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Blogs > secret_lade > Ramblings of the depraved.....

Kitty 1 - Blouse 0  

secret_lade 49F
14389 posts
12/11/2020 3:59 am
Kitty 1 - Blouse 0

It was almost like a scene from Kung Fu Masters.

And.... Action!

I enter my bedroom lotion my feet and put on my socks when...

From out of nowhere!

Tilly!!

Perched on the tv stand next , she glided through the air, feet first, landing my shoulder, sinking her nails into my<b> shoulder </font></b>to steady her land.

I was shocked and disabled.

" My Fucking God!! What was that about?!?"

Screaming out, wracked with pain, I look down see the tassled tie string my blouse in her mouth.....

She attacked for the tie string!!

Tossing her off onto the bed, I spun around to take a look at myself in the mirror on the back of my door.

Blouse ruined!

Where she had landed was a series of pulled threads and two tiny little holes on my<b> shoulder.

</font></b>Egads....

Note to self... Do NOT cross this ferocious little feline!

TGIF!

secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
12/12/2020 5:08 pm
    Quoting KX450F2016:
    Lesson #69: Never mess with the Pussy!!
Wise words!!! LOL


KX450F2016 55M
193 posts
12/12/2020 11:55 am

 Lesson #69: Never mess with the Pussy!!


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
12/12/2020 11:20 am
    Quoting citizen4722:
    I've said it before and I'll say it again;
    "Anything not nailed down is a cat's toy"
I'm learning this one the hard way...


citizen4722 66M  
74582 posts
12/12/2020 8:26 am

 I've said it before and I'll say it again;
"Anything not nailed down is a cat's toy"


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
12/12/2020 2:34 am
    Quoting MrWrong4RghtNow:
    I can not tell you how many shirts my devil cat has clawed holes into. It’s even more ridiculous when the fact is revealed that said cat hates everyone but me. The little shit shows his love by digging into my shirts. Yes I’m a proud daddy of Damien 66fffftttt hiss!
She's still kind of a kitten/adolescent, so I think she likes to play. I know she also has some separation anxiety when we all leave for the day. If she sees me showering and getting ready, she gets wild. Running from room to room, jumping on the couch and on the bed. This crazy cat lady is sticking to one cat, though. No pals!


MrWrong4RghtNow 57M
2439 posts
12/12/2020 12:04 am

 I can not tell you how many shirts my devil cat has clawed holes into. It’s even more ridiculous when the fact is revealed that said cat hates everyone but me. The little shit shows his love by digging into my shirts. Yes I’m a proud daddy of Damien 66fffftttt hiss!
My name is MrWrong and I approved this comment


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
12/11/2020 11:30 pm

 Apparently!


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
12/11/2020 4:09 pm
    Quoting benard69:
    That will never happen with a St. Bernard....
I'm still a dog person at heart.... I miss having a dog. Apartment living is just not ideal for a pooch.


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
12/11/2020 4:07 pm
    Quoting Paulxx001:
    I'd say something but why bullshit a cat person. ❗❗😎
Cat people don't like to be bullshitted.... LOL


topherific 61M
5209 posts
12/11/2020 4:00 pm

 keeping you alert


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
12/11/2020 3:29 pm
    Quoting  :
OMG... LOL That was totally her after I tossed her onto my bed too.


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
12/11/2020 3:25 pm
    Quoting mc_justmc:
    the climbing shit and the catbox are 2 things that ruin cats for me.
This is the first time she's ever done this... Totally caught me off guard. She's still just an adolescent, I'm hoping it was only a one time thing. She totally ruined one of my work shirts.


benard69 66M/66F  

12/11/2020 8:19 am

 That will never happen with a St. Bernard....


Paulxx001 67M
22642 posts
12/11/2020 6:58 am

 I'd say something but why bullshit a cat person. ❗❗😎


mc_justmc 63M

12/11/2020 4:35 am

 the climbing shit and the catbox are 2 things that ruin cats for me.


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