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I've gotta be honest....  

secret_lade 49F
14097 posts
3/29/2021 3:34 am
I've gotta be honest....

I'm leaning more toward ocean.



Just saying...

I fell asleep in an odd position last night.

Do you ever find the moment you get warm and comfy and snuggled in for a good movie you fall asleep in the blink of an eye?

Happens to me often!

I awoke at 3 o'clock this morning still propped my pillows. The tv had shut itself off during the course of the night but I could see a light coming from somewhere just out of reach of my right hand.

, that's right.... I'd been texting back and forth with someone when I probably just 'disappeared'.

Leaning forward, I experienced that crippling moment of first movement after sleeping awkwardly for a period of hours.

Fantastic!

A game of Candy Crush was open on my phone and I'd woken from a dream where I had kissed Nose Hairs. I could almost still feel the<b> wetness </font></b>of his lips upon my own....

Then I happened notice my kitty pawing at the game of Candy Crush.

Well, that explains how the game was remaining active....

Did it also explain the realism of that kiss?? You know how sometimes stimuli that's happening in real life can affect the outcome of a dream???

Ack!!

I'm choosing believe a dream is just a dream and no cats were licking my lips while I slept.

Ugh, what can I say, it's a Monday....

secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
3/31/2021 3:32 am

    Quoting allgud69xxx:
    Would it be weird if the cat was actually licking your lips more or less, depending on your unconscious reactions? I heard on the inter webs that’s new thing cats are doing. LOL Oh, and, um, is it now a contest between you and her on who got the higher score on “the Crush”?

    As a variation on that other “drinking” response, I’ve suggested to a not-small number of people over the years - adjust your meds either up or down, because where you’re at now clearly isn’t working!

    Ocean, ocean, ocean!!! Based on the last 3 or 4 weeks, I would soooo fuckin’ pick “ocean”! But, the Spawn would probably miss you. Eventually...
She attempted to spend the week with her BFF that moved downstate.... It's spring break for the kids here. I ended up having to meet Other Mom at the half way point yesterday to pick her up, she was homesick. The whole ride home, an hour and a half, I heard stories about bike rides and laughing so hard pants were pee'd and experiences had at the convenience store....

Brought back some memories of my own from her age.


allgud69xxx 50M
502 posts
3/30/2021 9:49 pm

Would it be weird if the cat was actually licking your lips more or less, depending on your unconscious reactions? I heard on the inter webs that’s new thing cats are doing. LOL Oh, and, um, is it now a contest between you and her on who got the higher score on “the Crush”?

As a variation on that other “drinking” response, I’ve suggested to a not-small number of people over the years - adjust your meds either up or down, because where you’re at now clearly isn’t working!

Ocean, ocean, ocean!!! Based on the last 3 or 4 weeks, I would soooo fuckin’ pick “ocean”! But, the Spawn would probably miss you. Eventually...

-- allgud69xxx

Yeah ... that's right ... I went there ..
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secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
3/30/2021 5:39 pm

    Quoting hippiechick1967:
    Laying back in a comfortable position is the perfect recipe for sleep - I wouldn't make it to a commercial!
When I'm all snuggled into my bed with all my pillows, it doesn't take long. Even if I don't feel tired, before I know it, I'm out.


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
3/30/2021 5:37 pm

    Quoting Avonsenior:
    Too often on falling asleep when I am early on in a show. Sometimes even just watching the news before my show comes on.
    Luckily the chair is comfy and my joints do not ache too much after waking up at 3 now if it goes to 6 I am in trouble
    and upset that I did not record the show
    I have found my legs unable to move after waking and then noticing the cat has positioned itself where I am unable to move them
When I'm tired, I can fall asleep in the middle of a sentence. I've done it before... It doesn't take much to lull me into that relaxed, comfortable, I can fall asleep anywhere state. I just wish I had a little warning. It feels like I blink my eyes and several hours pass.


hippiechick1967 60F  
13154 posts
3/30/2021 7:37 am

Laying back in a comfortable position is the perfect recipe for sleep - I wouldn't make it to a commercial!

Elevate me...


Avonsenior 70M
1458 posts
3/30/2021 4:25 am

Too often on falling asleep when I am early on in a show. Sometimes even just watching the news before my show comes on.
Luckily the chair is comfy and my joints do not ache too much after waking up at 3 now if it goes to 6 I am in trouble
and upset that I did not record the show
I have found my legs unable to move after waking and then noticing the cat has positioned itself where I am unable to move them


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
3/30/2021 1:46 am

    Quoting boobwhisperer69:
    You need to stop drinking!!! Or maybe take it up!!!! Coin toss!!!!!!
Hmmm.... Take it up it is! LOL


boobwhisperer69 61M  
8322 posts
3/29/2021 10:45 pm

You need to stop drinking!!! Or maybe take it up!!!! Coin toss!!!!!!


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
3/29/2021 3:25 pm

    Quoting  :

Now I wish I'd walked into the ocean.... Sigh.....


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
3/29/2021 3:23 pm

    Quoting citizen4722:
    That cow looks pretty cold in the ocean. It must be friesian
Oh my! LOL


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
3/29/2021 3:22 pm

    Quoting justskin1:
    I hate to say it but I have had days where that was a tough choice to make. Not since I have retired though.
    Now you have to admit you would much prefer the cat attending to your lips over some of the guys on here.
    May you find a guy to pay enthusiastic attention to your lips and other places before the summer get rolling.
Oh, I quite agree.... I'd take my cat over some of the guys on here any day!!


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
3/29/2021 3:20 pm

    Quoting benard69:
    And to think the Cat sleeps all day for more adventures tonight...
I think I'll be shutting my door tonight...


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
3/29/2021 3:19 pm

    Quoting  :

It's killer. My neck is usually stiff and, depending on how I've been laying, one or more of my appendages manage to fall asleep. My left arm was propped up on a pillow when I woke up and I'll be damned if my hand didn't fall asleep.


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
3/29/2021 3:17 pm

    Quoting Paulxx001:
    Cat lips 💋? 🤔
    Have a good one. 👍 ❗ ❗ 😎
Yep


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
3/29/2021 3:17 pm

    Quoting  :

Work won the battle for today... I'll have to do ocean another day. LOL


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
3/29/2021 3:15 pm

    Quoting TicklePlease:
    I think the cat is a better choice for a kiss than Nose Hairs...
You're probably right. He isn't called 'nose hairs' for nothing... LOL I got a good look at them today. They now connect with his mustache that he's got going on.


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
3/29/2021 3:14 pm

    Quoting lindoboy100:
    McLade and McNoseHairs,
    Up a tree,
    K-I-S-S-I-N-G......

    I think you should come clean with the guy and tell him he's been featuring in your dreams......
Perhaps if I want to lose my job for sexual harassment! LOL Besides, I think I'd rather die first.


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
3/29/2021 3:12 pm

    Quoting mc_justmc:
    Woohoo! Good for you and Nosehairs!
It was imaginary, dream Nose Hairs.... LOL He was in my office for about an hour this morning talking and all I could think about was that stupid dream. Egads.... The conversation was about Hitler being a vegan and how he had syphilis and I'm wondering if you can feel those nose hairs when he's kissing you.


citizen4722 66M  
74582 posts
3/29/2021 8:16 am

That cow looks pretty cold in the ocean. It must be friesian


justskin1 72M
13175 posts
3/29/2021 6:48 am

I hate to say it but I have had days where that was a tough choice to make. Not since I have retired though.
Now you have to admit you would much prefer the cat attending to your lips over some of the guys on here.
May you find a guy to pay enthusiastic attention to your lips and other places before the summer get rolling.

If you see me in the real world, come say "Hi Justskin."

I always behave. Preferably not well.


benard69 66M/66F  

3/29/2021 6:39 am

And to think the Cat sleeps all day for more adventures tonight...


Paulxx001 66M
22642 posts
3/29/2021 5:26 am

Cat lips 💋? 🤔
Have a good one. 👍 ❗ ❗ 😎


TicklePlease 56F  
13851 posts
3/29/2021 4:51 am

I think the cat is a better choice for a kiss than Nose Hairs...


lindoboy100 61M
23969 posts
3/29/2021 4:48 am

McLade and McNoseHairs,
Up a tree,
K-I-S-S-I-N-G......

I think you should come clean with the guy and tell him he's been featuring in your dreams......


mc_justmc 63M

3/29/2021 4:20 am

Woohoo! Good for you and Nosehairs!


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
3/29/2021 3:36 am

I'm leaning more toward ocean.

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Just saying...

I fell asleep in an odd position last night.

Do you ever find the moment you get warm and comfy and snuggled in for a good movie you fall asleep in the blink of an eye?

Happens to me often!

I awoke at 3 o'clock this morning still propped up on my pillows. The tv had shut itself off during the course of the night but I could see a light coming from somewhere just out of reach of my right hand.

Oh, that's right.... I'd been texting back and forth with someone when I probably just 'disappeared'.

Leaning forward, I experienced that crippling moment of first movement after sleeping awkwardly for a period of hours.

Fantastic!

A game of Candy Crush was open on my phone and I'd woken up from a dream where I had kissed Nose Hairs. I could almost still feel the wetness of his lips upon my own....

Then I happened to notice my kitty pawing at the game of Candy Crush.

Well, that explains how the game was remaining active....

Did it also explain the realism of that kiss?? You know how sometimes stimuli that's happening in real life can affect the outcome of a dream???

Ack!!

I'm choosing to believe a dream is just a dream and no cats were licking my lips while I slept.

Ugh, what can I say, it's a Monday....


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