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Saturday Morning Yoga
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Saturday Morning Yoga I did a beginners minute morning yoga routine this morning. Nothing like a little yoga to remind you that you are NOT very flexible. Egads.... I ended up not going to the gym last night, I was completely exhausted when I got home from work. Exhausted to the point that I sat down on the couch and fell asleep in the blink of an eye. Literally.... So, I figured a little yoga to start my day would be needed. Uh.... Yah! Soul crushing, I tell you. Their version of beginner and my version of beginner... Two totally different things. I participate in a Hinge Health program through my health insurance and as part of it you have access to all kinds of stuff, exercise routines included. This is where I found beginners yoga! It would be helpful though if they had an actual beginner doing the video. Some of us would like to see the chubby girl with the flexibility of a tire iron attempting to remain balanced as she threads the needle.... There I was, perched on my yoga mat watching the demonstrator on the video threading the needle with her right arm, head and shoulders on the mat, pulling it off in slow.... smooth.... movements. "Exhale as you thread the needle with your right arm....." My version was not quite so smooth. Oh shit! Lost my balance... I don't think my shoulder was meant to be on the mat.... I'm stuck... OMG! I'm stuck!! Is my knee supposed to crack like that? While I did manage to thread the needle with both arms, sound effects were involved. And a little profanity.... But I did thread that fucking need. Happy Saturday! |
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Hey Sexy, ........Yeah, that doesn’t sound Fun at All!..........I prefer to limit all forms of Gymnastics and Yoga to the bedroom!.......... Sinfully Yours, backpocket13
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Do you think we will ever see a future post titled: The Yoda Of Yoga?
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I'm fortunate that I have a job that requires a fair amount of energy, because I'm not much for exercise and with my knees I could never imagine yoga.
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Did ya fart doing it???? 
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Did ya fart doing it????
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I'm fortunate that I have a job that requires a fair amount of energy, because I'm not much for exercise and with my knees I could never imagine yoga.
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Do you think we will ever see a future post titled: The Yoda Of Yoga? *. *. *
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Well done on threading the needle. Yoga isn't my cup of tea.
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I have tried yoga. Got tired of instructors trying to push me into positions and hurting my back. May you get more flexible
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I only like yoga in the morning with some granola. Hmmm...what? Thats not yoga? You gotta bend in ways no normal body is expected to go? Well fooook that!! 🙃
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Yoga with my boyfriends is always on my menu 7 days a week, 52 weeks a year  It keeps me young, keeps my spirit up and also their \8 is up all the time  ___________________________________________-_____________ __________ _________ All I wish for are men I can fall in love with and who like Making Babies and not just want Sex! After all, when it comes to Virgin, Experienced or Very Tight I have 2 out of 3 to offer
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I also suffer from diminishing flexibility. Although I know little of yoga, I used to be able to reach most of my back with one hand or the other. Now, not so much.
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The more you do it, the easier it gets... but this girl is just plain horrible at it. LOL Tomorrow I think I might try the one that is for flexibility, I'll have to let you know how THAT one goes.
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Well done on threading the needle. Yoga isn't my cup of tea. 
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I have tried yoga. Got tired of instructors trying to push me into positions and hurting my back. May you get more flexible If you see me in the real world, come say "Hi Justskin." I always behave. Preferably not well. 
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I only like yoga in the morning with some granola. Hmmm...what? Thats not yoga? You gotta bend in ways no normal body is expected to go? Well fooook that!! 🙃 My name is MrWrong and I approved this comment
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Yoga with my boyfriends is always on my menu 7 days a week, 52 weeks a year It keeps me young, keeps my spirit up and also their \8 is up all the time ___________________________________________-_____________ __________ _________ All I wish for are men I can fall in love with and who like Making Babies and not just want Sex! After all, when it comes to Virgin, Experienced or Very Tight I have 2 out of 3 to offer I love pussies and adore nice dicks
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I also suffer from diminishing flexibility. Although I know little of yoga, I used to be able to reach most of my back with one hand or the other. Now, not so much.
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I did a beginners 10 minute morning yoga routine this morning. Nothing like a little yoga to remind you that you are NOT very flexible. Egads.... I ended up not going to the gym last night, I was completely exhausted when I got home from work. Exhausted to the point that I sat down on the couch and fell asleep in the blink of an eye. Literally.... So, I figured a little yoga to start my day would be needed. Uh.... Yah! Soul crushing, I tell you. Their version of beginner and my version of beginner... Two totally different things. I participate in a Hinge Health program through my health insurance and as part of it you have access to all kinds of stuff, exercise routines included. This is where I found beginners yoga! It would be helpful though if they had an actual beginner doing the video. Some of us would like to see the chubby girl with the flexibility of a tire iron attempting to remain balanced as she threads the needle.... There I was, perched on my yoga mat watching the demonstrator on the video threading the needle with her right arm, head and shoulders on the mat, pulling it off in slow.... smooth.... movements. "Exhale as you thread the needle with your right arm....." My version was not quite so smooth. Oh shit! Lost my balance... I don't think my shoulder was meant to be on the mat.... I'm stuck... OMG! I'm stuck!! Is my knee supposed to crack like that? While I did manage to thread the needle with both arms, sound effects were involved. And a little profanity.... But I did thread that fucking need. Happy Saturday!
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