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The Return of Douche Canoe
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The Return of Douche Canoe Sometimes, they just don't get the hint. I've blogged about this guy before, more than once. Every couple of months he reappears like I may have somehow magically changed my mind. I have not. You may recall the last time he tried communicating with me was in April. He'd asked me to refresh his memory he couldn't remember why I was mad at him. Uh.... Yah. He was the one who was mad at me for making fun of his dick pic toilet selfie..... So, I reminded him. I then told him I wasn't interested in going down that road again. And, that was it. I love it when these guys decide to let a couple of months go by then try to start up a conversation where you left off.... Like it just fucking happened. Why are you here then? 6/26/2021 9:07 am I'm one of the bloggers on here.... I've made a few friends, people that do enjoy my sense of humor, and I keep in touch with them here. Just because you are here to find hookups and one night stands it doesn't mean everyone else has that same intent. 6/26/2021 9:21 am You jump to conclusions m'lady 6/26/2021 9:27 am I'm looking for a someone who enjoys sex as much as I do. Thought would be an ideal place 6/26/2021 9:29 am Oh well, we'll never meet so happy blogging - whatever the fuck that is 6/26/2021 9:31 am Be still my beating heart! Boy, this guy really knows how to win a girl over! It's about time he get's the ! The thing is, I really like sex, and, I know what I'm doing.... I just can't, for the life of me, find what I'm looking for. At least not where I live. Where I live, I find and million and one of *this* guy.... |
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That block-head will never have a blog-head 
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That is not cool at all, SL.
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That block-head will never have a blog-head 
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That is not cool at all, SL. *. *. *
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"The thing is, I really like sex, and, I know what I'm doing.... I just can't, for the life of me, find what I'm looking for." Yep, this is a dating site after all. When the sex fizzles out with guys from okcupid just come here to get accused of being of loose morals. Newsflash: liking sex and being good at it doesn't make a woman a whore. It makes her a good partner to have!
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You know, it is hopeless. I feel, at this moment in time, without hope of finding that partner in crime. I've even given up looking for him.
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There are soooo many of "his" type on this site. And they all seem to do this same thing! Maybe it's hardwired into their brains to behave like that? Ugh....
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Yep, I got divorced in the wrong town. 99% of the women here do NOT interest me.
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I feel ya, sister. Here in the "Big" city of the west side, there are two million and two of *that* guy! Which is why I'm in a long distance relationship (which I couldn't do if I were still working)
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"...happy blogging - whatever the fuck that is"?!! What a moron! Obviously, prolly doesn't bother to read profiles either!
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yup, piss n' vinegar douche. you better than i, secret, bc i wouldn't even have bothered to respond. if they come off as sounding like a  the first time, there will be no second time. all props to you for being decent to offer a reply albeit dude didn't deserve one.
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"The thing is, I really like sex, and, I know what I'm doing.... I just can't, for the life of me, find what I'm looking for." Yep, this is a dating site after all. When the sex fizzles out with guys from okcupid just come here to get accused of being of loose morals. Newsflash: liking sex and being good at it doesn't make a woman a whore. It makes her a good partner to have! Elevate me... 
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yup, piss n' vinegar douche. you better than i, secret, bc i wouldn't even have bothered to respond. if they come off as sounding like a the first time, there will be no second time. all props to you for being decent to offer a reply albeit dude didn't deserve one.
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"...happy blogging - whatever the fuck that is"?!! What a moron! Obviously, prolly doesn't bother to read profiles either! ~~~" Someone I loved once gave me a box full of darkness. It took me years to understand that this too, was a gift." --Mary Oliver~~~
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I feel ya, sister. Here in the "Big" city of the west side, there are two million and two of *that* guy! Which is why I'm in a long distance relationship (which I couldn't do if I were still working) Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation bangs on the door forever!
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6/27/2021 11:11 am |
Yep, I got divorced in the wrong town. 99% of the women here do NOT interest me.
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There are soooo many of "his" type on this site. And they all seem to do this same thing! Maybe it's hardwired into their brains to behave like that? Ugh.... Pagan  Hmmmm....I know I left that wand around here somewhere!
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" Sometimes, they just don't get the hint." and that is why lodge makes an extra (22inch) large cast iron fry pan with a longer handle. that should knock some sense into anyone  there is a world of difference between insane and stupid
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Sometimes, they just don't get the hint. I've blogged about this guy before, more than once. Every couple of months he reappears like I may have somehow magically changed my mind. I have not. You may recall the last time he tried communicating with me was in April. He'd asked me to refresh his memory he couldn't remember why I was mad at him. Uh.... Yah. He was the one who was mad at me for making fun of his dick pic toilet selfie..... So, I reminded him. I then told him I wasn't interested in going down that road again. And, that was it. I love it when these guys decide to let a couple of months go by then try to start up a conversation where you left off.... Like it just fucking happened. Why are you here then? 6/26/2021 9:07 am I'm one of the bloggers on here.... I've made a few friends, people that do enjoy my sense of humor, and I keep in touch with them here. Just because you are here to find hookups and one night stands it doesn't mean everyone else has that same intent. 6/26/2021 9:21 am You jump to conclusions m'lady 6/26/2021 9:27 am I'm looking for a someone who enjoys sex as much as I do. Thought would be an ideal place 6/26/2021 9:29 am Oh well, we'll never meet so happy blogging - whatever the fuck that is 6/26/2021 9:31 am Be still my beating heart! Boy, this guy really knows how to win a girl over! It's about time he get's the message! The thing is, I really like sex, and, I know what I'm doing.... I just can't, for the life of me, find what I'm looking for. At least not where I live. Where I live, I find and million and one of *this* guy....
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