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On today's episode of 'Ask Secret_lade'....
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On today's episode of 'Ask Secret_lade'.... We'll talk about what NOT to say when trying to meet members of the opposite sex. As you all know, it's the opening line that gets the attention. Funny, intelligent, artfully crafted openers will draw me in every time... Long enough to catch my attention but not so long I'm reading about the best friend in kindergarten who grew up to be an eye<b> doctor. </font></b>As a wearer of eye glasses.... I think I might actually like to meet that kindergarten best friend. I feel we may have something in common! But, I digress... Just keep it simple! And, for God's sake, avoid these openers altogether! -Are you real? -im in town for the weekend wanna hookup -i have 8 inces to feed ya -I'm going through some shit, I'd like to just fuck for a while to get my mind off it. I'm here to say, those openers?? Those openers are just a disaster waiting to happen. Nothing good can come of saying those words to ANYONE. Especially me. I see openers like this and and I see a smoldering dumpster fire just waiting to rage out of control. Exchange a message or two and you've got a blazing inferno of failed marriages and anger issues, topped off with a restraining order on top! Yah..... No. I had received one of those messages last weekend and did not respond. I was tempted to say, no I'm not real, but I didn't. I just left it unanswered and chose to move on. Fast forward to yesterday morning when the sender messaged me again, this time with a semi-heartfelt message stating he was new to the online dating scene and he needed some help. I felt bad for him. And messaged him back. I explained a few of the frustrations that I experience on the site in hopes that he could use it to better his approach, possibly help him out a little on his quest, and hoped he'd be able to use the info for good and not evil. That backfired in my face and now this dumpster fire is burning out of control. Fantastic! Wish me luck folks, I'm going to need a pretty big fire extinguisher for this one! Happy Tuesday! |
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I have pretty much the same blog. Awesome. It's amazing what strangers will say to each other.
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You are so right! No good deed does go unpunished!
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I have pretty much the same blog. Awesome. It's amazing what strangers will say to each other.
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A young boy was walking with his father when they saw two dogs having sex. The boy asked what they were doing and his father told him,"the dog in back has sore paws and the other dog is helping him home". The boy thought about it and said," isn't that how it goes dad? You try to help someone and end up getting screwed"
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A young boy was walking with his father when they saw two dogs having sex. The boy asked what they were doing and his father told him,"the dog in back has sore paws and the other dog is helping him home". The boy thought about it and said," isn't that how it goes dad? You try to help someone and end up getting screwed"
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Who would have thought basic human decency was in such short supply online....
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1/12/2022 2:06 pm |
Who would have thought basic human decency was in such short supply online....
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Has it ever worked for you? LOL For me, no, not a good opening line. Now, if it's someone I've known for a while and felt an attraction to, that's a different story.
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I am a Standard so cannot read mail but I go on cam and sometimes get some really crude lines and the hell of it is they usually live hundreds if not thousands of miles away. I have no problem with my opening lines as I don't use them. I am not looking on here. Gave that up about 6 years ago. The shit some guys say and then they wonder why they are so desperate. Glad I don't get mail.
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It is a sham that when you give your best efort to help and some one takes asvantage.. It has been a while but I have been there done that!! hHard to catch it all the time, Have a nice evening, stay warm, they say snow here for the weekend, I wish you would keep it all up there, we don't know what to do with it..
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I am a Standard so cannot read mail but I go on cam and sometimes get some really crude lines and the hell of it is they usually live hundreds if not thousands of miles away. I have no problem with my opening lines as I don't use them. I am not looking on here. Gave that up about 6 years ago. The shit some guys say and then they wonder why they are so desperate. Glad I don't get mail. If you see me in the real world, come say "Hi Justskin." I always behave. Preferably not well. 
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It is a sham that when you give your best efort to help and some one takes asvantage.. It has been a while but I have been there done that!! hHard to catch it all the time, Have a nice evening, stay warm, they say snow here for the weekend, I wish you would keep it all up there, we don't know what to do with it.. Stop by at lonlyforlove2 also see Lunch with Lonly , we get snow tomorrow Check my blog on New Community, "A photo of my big Pecker" also, " My Sunday afternoon with the kids'
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That's why I love...and use the hell out of....the BLOCK feature! Not only do I click block when on the message section but I go into my blocked list and make sure all the boxes are checked and saved so I don't hear from that person again.
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I have 8" for ya if you can handle it...lol. I would never think in a million years to say that to someone I was trying to impress. But it doesn't surprise me that others do. I must admit that once again I was kind of laughing when I read this, I think I know you well enough that you weren't joking around. Here's an idea don't write back to him again instead write to me.
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Those openers are closures for sure
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And this is why we don't respond to those who we aren't interested in, class. 
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he asked for help and you did, you gave him some. my guess is that it wasn't the type of 'help' he was looking for. but y'know, even when you give a simple no, thanks reply that can also backfire as well. it can be hit or miss depending on whether or not you're dealing with a person that has a full basket or not. you got a basket case on your hands, secret  good luck with that.
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Dumpster FIRE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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So "let's fuck" is not a good opening line? LOL Having been to a few dumpster fires, both literally and figuratively, I can say they are nothing but a pain in the ass.
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I had a handsome friend many years ago who told me he used a straight forward, blunt approach to pick up women. He insisted such an approach doesn't waste time and he knows exactly where he stands with her. I couldn't believe he used such a blatant approach until one time in a bar in Prince Albert. We were seated with three flight attendants we recognized from a regional airline, and out of the blue, he looked at one and said, "do you want to fuck?" She looked shocked but smiled and said, "yes". Off they went!
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It's crazy, isn't it?? This particular guy described his life as a 'shit show'. Now, correct me if I'm wrong, but, if you're trying to actually MEET someone wouldn't you want to keep those details secret?? Yikes!
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Those types just need to call a hooker. But, I guess too poor or too cheap for it.
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I don't use open liners because I'm only here to meet friends...NOT to hook up!
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Makes me think of an old country song: "The Fireman" by George Strait. Happy Tuesday to you too!
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I hope you're just kidding! LOL
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