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NUN gets on empty bus
NUN gets on empty bus A city bus pulls the curb for a pickup, the first of the driver's shift. On steps a nun seeing that the bus is empty. The nun then sits behind the driver. In a short moment the nun says " is one thing I will regret when I die" Driver asks "And what is that?" The nun responds "I will regret not having had sex." Driver perks up answer " is no one here now, I can pull over and we can have sex. I will never tell." Now the nun's chance answer "I must die a virgin complete my vows I took to be a nun. I can take in the ass though. But, I will not do with a married man. Are you married?" The driver happily answers "NO" So they go the back of the parked bus and do the business. When finished, the driver while pulling up his pants says "I confess , I am married." The nun had this response that "Well, thank you for that. I must confess something too. My is Tom. And I am on my way to a costume party." |
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