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Admission Monday
Admission Monday My last blog post was really bad. So I decided to do a bonus admission Monday post even though it's technically Tuesday because I read a couple of them and thought it would be a good penance for my last post. So let's go. I admit have a irrational fear of the ocean. I admit I always say hello to stray<b> cats. </font></b>I admit the TV show toddlers and tiaras freaks me out. They're little girls with so much makeup that look like dolls that come to life. They make horror film with that plot, don't judge me. I admit that I have a massage table and instructional videos for deep tissue massage on my amazon wishlist and the only reason I haven't bought them is because I feel weird asking someone to be my massage test subject. I admit I've sent over 150 messages on dating sites to various women in southeastern Michigan with no success. Ok , I think we're even. |
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Ok , this one's better than my last one.
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You are too cute.
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What's wrong with cute? Cute is your way in.
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