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Blogs > CeriosEros > The life & times of Zero Mega

I think pussy is the fountain of youth  

CeriosEros 39M
615 posts
11/21/2016 9:34 pm

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11/24/2016 12:10 am
I think pussy is the fountain of youth

I think pussy is the fountain of youth. Now stay with me. It's been scientifically proven that women live longer than men. It's also been proven that regular sex adds up to 7 years on to a man's life. Could it be possible that pussy is the real reason Ponce de Leon sailed to Florida? Of course he didn't know that but myth are passed down though the ages because they contain a lesson that must be learned. Maybe the lesson was fuck more. It will keep you young. I mean the ancient<b> writers </font></b>consistently referenced sex as a drink of some sort. The most famous being in the bible in the song of Solomon so it's not that far fetched to think that sex was the basis for the fountain of youth. A pool of flowing liquid giving men a new lease on life. Think about it.

That being said I could use some fountain juice. I've been open about my lack of poonanny in my life. I half jokingly say I view pussy the same way I view big foot. I've seen videos, photos and listened to eye witness accounts and I'm almost positive that it exists but I have never encountered it so I can't be sure.

I believe my lack of sexual encounters is speeding up my aging. I start losing my hair in my early 20's and now at 32 I'm starting to get grey hair in my beard. Two to be exact. Right on the chin. Front and center. That's right I'm rapidly headed towards that good night and I don't like it but don't cry for me. Maybe I'll be reincarnated as a guy who has a chance to drink from the fountain as much as he wants.

CeriosEros 39M
642 posts
11/21/2016 9:38 pm

 Some people drink from the fountain of knowledge, others just gargle.

Robert Anthony


fkmeallnitelong9 53F  
2586 posts
11/21/2016 10:03 pm

 {=}O M G...that is a wonderful thought....I LOVE IT and it really does make you wonder about having the sex part that is cause I feel great in all meanings of the words...thanks for the smile sugar...LOL..


Heathen_G 65M
7974 posts
11/22/2016 2:26 am

 I think pussy is the fountain of youth. .... No, nice thought though. I think being organically social [not cyber social] is going to keep you youthful, and healthier.

It's been scientifically proven that women live longer than men. ... Yes, it has been, but those figures are changing now that women have the choice of being dependent on a man, or to be independent so focusing on career goal. Now women, in greater numbers, are finding that "Stress" is going to shorten their lives. Ha.. so in a macabre way, now the sexes are about equal in death, as well.

Those previous number indicating that women live longer, is because women had more time to socialize organically, hug, touch, listen, gab. Women are generally better at that , than are men.

It's also been proven that regular sex adds up to 7 years on to a man's life. ....Yes, maybe so, but that doesn't mean he needs to have one woman. This can also mean regular masturbation [excellent for prostate health] or dating [having sex with] lots of women. Also regular exercise routines. Could be as simple as regular daily walking, perhaps with a dog [even better].

Could it be possible that pussy is the real reason Ponce de Leon sailed to Florida? ....ha.. yes, getting pussy, is why men do great things, anyway. The Wright brothers, you know the guys who invented the airplane, before they did that, they weren't getting pussy very often, but after, fuck pussy was coming at them day and night. The lesson? Do great things, something that gets you socially recognized, and you'll get more pussy, that is if you don't fuck it all up and get married.

The very fact that ole Ponce was a sea captain merited him lots of pussy.

Maybe the lesson was fuck more. It will keep you young. ... Fucking, masturbating, yes, it helps, but staying socially organically connected to people around you, helps strengthen and extends your over all health. Hence, living longer.

I've been open about my lack of poonanny in my life. ... Yes, we know, and many of us have told you good ideas to get some. So this "Lack" is all on you.

Maybe I'll be reincarnated as a guy who has a chance to drink from the fountain as much as he wants. .... Why? "Life" is not a rehearsal. You are here now, and you've had 18 years to score some poon [legally]. Do something.


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