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I don't know what the fuck to call this...  

CeriosEros 39M
616 posts
9/14/2017 1:44 am

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9/21/2017 11:20 pm

I don't know what the fuck to call this...


Let's face it male specific sex toys are<b> creepy. </font></b>You basically got two options. A disembodied vagina or a doll that looks like a kidnap victim and yes, I have used one. It was a disembodied vagina not a kidnap victim. It's actually a funny story and by funny I mean it's like my entire sex life weird and just a little sad. I'm not going to get into it but it involves a bunch of drunk women, a mentally slow next door neighbor and 3 of my family members slapping each other with a purple silicone vagina.

Back on topic, Even though I have used one in the past it's not a experience that I have fond memories of. That being said I'm considering buying one. A fleshlight stamina training unit to be more specific. Why, it's because I'm going to higher a and I don't like sucking at things. That's why I want the stamina unit. I know it's dumb but I've got this thing that fucks with my soul if I'm not good at something that I want to be good at. For example I'm not good at basketball but I bought a 300 dollar basketball training system two weeks ago because I watched an ad online. I haven't played basketball in years. I'm 33 ,I'm not going to play in the NBA or get a college scholarship. The best I can do is be a rec league MVP but the fact that I'm not good has sat in my soul since I was a . Enough for me to spend 300 dollars to get better at a sport I don't even play anymore. And I want to be better at sex than I ever wanted to be at basketball and I still have a future in fucking. As long as I can get it up I can fuck my way to the top. I won't but there's a possibility. 😉

Intellectually I know that no one is good their first time doing anything but tell that to my crazy. Also I have a tendency to be a little hard on myself. Just a little and combine that with the fact that it will fuck with my soul and the lack of opportunities for me to get better. It leads me to overprepare for this.

CeriosEros 39M
642 posts
9/14/2017 1:46 am

I had more thoughts but I just had to stop writing before things got too weird. That's why it ends so suddenly.


CeriosEros 39M
642 posts
9/21/2017 11:19 pm

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She will be happy but it's not about her. It's my own crazy.


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