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When masturbation has lost its fun you're fucking breaking
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When masturbation has lost its fun you're fucking breaking Have you ever heard a song and thought to yourself "Oh My God!!! This is the best song ever" But after hearing it over and over and over thought "Oh My God!!! If I hear that song ONE more time, Everybody dies. I'm going to kill myself, the cats, the , all wild life and vegetation within my vicinity...everybody dies!" Well that's how I feel about masturbation. I think I've jerked off every way possible. Except for fucking a fruit. I grew up broke and that just seems like a waste of money and food. You don't waste food. Starving Africans would love to have the food I'm putting my dick in. Other than that I've done every conceivable way possible to rub one out. I've taken time off and absence doesn't make the hard on fonder. It's like seeing a old friend that owes you money. Awkward with a tinge of resentment. Don't get me wrong it still feels good but it's basic maintenence at this point. I don't enjoy it. My jack session is less aromatherapy candles with Sadé's smooth operator playing in the background while I enjoy some "me time" and more attempting to quickly finnish while trying to figure out if the women getting gang banged has a C section scar or if it's bad lighting so I can stop the annoying feeling of being horny. There's really no way of spicing up masturbation for guys. Except with toys like a fleshlight which are expensive and don't make the experience better. Well they don't for me but some guys swear by them. Maybe it's because I'm multi orgasmic and I don't have one giant orgasm or maybe it's because I'm not getting turned on enough because of the repetition of 20 plus years of masturbation being my only sexual release but this is not fun. |
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Bite my lip and close my eyes. Take me away to paradise. I'm so damn bored I'm going blind and I smell like shit.
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Maybe take a break? On the plus side, some sex experts recommend taking a break because guys get too used to the feel of their own hand and it makes it difficult for them to get off with a woman. On the minus side, a regular schedule of ejaculations is supposedly good for prostate health. From that standpoint, there's nothing wrong with viewing it as "maintenance".   
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Maybe I need a new path but sucking my own cock isn't the one I want to go down. That just seems like loving yourself too much.
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Thanks for the advice. I'll try some of the things you recommend. Although I don't have a taboo about fruit. It's more of a practicality of using food for fuel not ruining it.
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Ego and fear mostly. The has been a crackdown on Johns in my neck of the woods. Even in Canada which is a quick trip south for me. Which sex work was semi legal. You could buy sex but you couldn't do negotiate in a public place. They passed a law that makes it illegal to buy sex but not to sell it. And I'm real big on not going to prison. Also I have this ego things that convinces me that I can get sex without paying for it. It's not true but it always gets me.
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Maybe take a break? On the plus side, some sex experts recommend taking a break because guys get too used to the feel of their own hand and it makes it difficult for them to get off with a woman. On the minus side, a regular schedule of ejaculations is supposedly good for prostate health. From that standpoint, there's nothing wrong with viewing it as "maintenance".
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