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Donald Trump: cOMIC relief
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Donald Trump: cOMIC relief Donald Trump is inherently inferior to black and brown people. Especially immigrants from South of the Border. And is one of the dumbest white people. When Donald Trump looks in the mirror he punches himself in the face, because he is racist against himself. Donald Trump has an IQ of 70, which makes him intellectually disabled. Donald Trump doesn't know how to read, or maybe has a fifth-grade reading level. Donald Trump has no understanding of math and got D's and F's in school. Donald Trump is considered a big baby, who wears a diaper and pees and poops in his pants. Donald Trump is so full of shit he spits brown. Donald Trump is an orange head trumpkin pumpkin bumpkin trumpster dumpster Ronald McDonald Hamburglar Barney Rubble look alike from the cartoon The Flintstones! Donald Trump is from France! Just the other day I found Donald Trump in a dumpster eating a half-eaten McDonald's hamburger. And the other day I found him in the toilet taking a bath. He went poo poo and flushed themself down the toilet. He has been missing for several days. Everyone is wondering, where is the president? And breaking news yes breaking news! Donald Trump does not have a penis! Yes, shocking news! Donald Trump does not have a penis!  |
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Candence Owens loves him.
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You know my friend he is racist I don't care what anyone says, he doesn't like Mexican's or Black people he has adamantly made that clear. I can't wait until this trial is over, as if he doesn't get removed the country will continue to go down hill. I am hoping that the Senate will call witnesses especially John Bolton he is the nail in Trumps political coffin for sure.. I hope you have a great day my friend..  He's AGAINST illegal immigration, and AGAINST terrorists. IF terrorist were from Sweden, you would say he doesn't like white blond people.
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Thanks for the laugh. I really enjoy your hysterical jokes about the trumpster dumpster. But I disagree. I don't think he's done anything for this country other than make things worse. I think Mr Pumpkinhead is a criminal. A sociopath. And is very dangerous. Because he is the best President this country has had in about 80 years or more.
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Because of the Republican Senate majority he'll probably be acquitted. I hope we can vote this guy out of office on November 3rd. Have a nice day my friend.
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1/28/2020 11:46 am |
You know my friend he is racist I don't care what anyone says, he doesn't like Mexican's or Black people he has adamantly made that clear. I can't wait until this trial is over, as if he doesn't get removed the country will continue to go down hill. I am hoping that the Senate will call witnesses especially John Bolton he is the nail in Trumps political coffin for sure.. I hope you have a great day my friend..
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1/28/2020 11:42 am |
This is a sander communist pal. Fuck off. move to Russia.
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1/28/2020 11:41 am |
take your liberal bullshit somewhere else, go crawl back in mommys bsmt
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1/28/2020 11:39 am |
TRUMP 2020
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1/28/2020 11:36 am |
Oh you poor ignorant homosexual ..Maybe you have HIV and it's affecting your reasoning. The Democrats lost power in 2016, and they're so upset. So upset they're willing to turn this country into another Venezuela, destroy our Constitution, ruin our capitalism [economy] and go to war with Iran , Afghanistan, North Korea, and Russia. President Trump is a peace maker, a banker [making our allies pay up their debts], getting China to stop stealing our intellectual property, working out a better deal with Mexico and Canada, and he won't pay off other countries leaders to behave , as previous Presidents have done with our tax dollars, and he's the first President to go to a pro-life rally. Stop being a dummy. You make homosexuals look stupid.
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You know my friend he is racist I don't care what anyone says, he doesn't like Mexican's or Black people he has adamantly made that clear. I can't wait until this trial is over, as if he doesn't get removed the country will continue to go down hill. I am hoping that the Senate will call witnesses especially John Bolton he is the nail in Trumps political coffin for sure.. I hope you have a great day my friend.. Seduce the mind and see what a wonderful adventure the body will take you on.. 
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This is a sander communist pal. Fuck off. move to Russia.
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take your liberal bullshit somewhere else, go crawl back in mommys bsmt
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TRUMP 2020
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Yes, satirical nonsense. Yes, because the Republican Senate is completely corrupt. Donald Trump is a sociopathic dictator with delusions of godhood. The Democrats lost power in 2016, and they're so upset. So upset they're willing to turn this country into another Venezuela, destroy our Constitution, ruin our capitalism [economy] and go to war with Iran , Afghanistan, North Korea, and Russia. President Trump is a peace maker, a banker [making our allies pay up their debts], getting China to stop stealing our intellectual property, working out a better deal with Mexico and Canada, and he won't pay off other countries leaders to behave , as previous Presidents have done with our tax dollars, and he's the first President to go to a pro-life rally. Stop being a dummy. You make homosexuals look stupid.
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1/28/2020 5:23 am |
Jealousy, manifests itself in the Bodies of Entitled Sloth, and spews from their orifices like the raging Vagina Squad deprived of their manipulating oppWHOREtunity, and Mentor... OBAMination, and his PussyWhipped Clan of Clandestined Cunttastrofies...
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1/28/2020 5:20 am |
You're just spewing out nonsense again . The Senate is not going to remove him , not going to officially recognize an impeachment. PRESIDENT Donald Trump will be the President in 2020 for 4 more years.
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1/28/2020 5:17 am |
Don't like politics mixed w play
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1/28/2020 5:16 am |
He is comedy.
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Jealousy, manifests itself in the Bodies of Entitled Sloth, and spews from their orifices like the raging Vagina Squad deprived of their manipulating oppWHOREtunity, and Mentor... OBAMination, and his PussyWhipped Clan of Clandestined Cunttastrofies...
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Don't like politics mixed w play Humans are the most dangerous animals on earth. If only animals had the ability to know when to keep away from us humans they would be better off.
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1/28/2020 5:07 am |
ain't it funny that what we hate the most stays the foremost in our minds! there is a world of difference between insanity and stupidity
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You're just spewing out nonsense again . The Senate is not going to remove him , not going to officially recognize an impeachment. PRESIDENT Donald Trump will be the President in 2020 for 4 more years.
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1/28/2020 5:06 am |
The aforementioned satirical commentary is the opinion of said writer
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Don't like politics mixed w play
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He is comedy.
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