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Blogs > rick315875 > The Storyteller

Donald Trump - cOMIC relief  

rick315875 65M
13314 posts
1/12/2021 2:09 pm

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1/14/2021 1:09 pm
Donald Trump - cOMIC relief

Why do they call Senator Ted Cruz a Donald Trump brown nose? Because when he pulls his head out of Donald Trump's ass his nose is covered with Donald Trump's shit. 

What does Senator Ted Cruz do when he wants to dye his hair and beard brown? He shoves his head up Donald Trump's ass.

What does Donald Trump do when his<b> boots </font></b>need a good licking? He calls Senators Ted Cruz and Josh Hawley.

What does Senator Josh Hawley do when he wants to score brownie with Donald Trump? He shoves his head up Donald Trump's ass.

What does Donald Trump do when he needs wipe his ass after taking a dump? He calls Senators Ted Cruz or Josh Hawley.

At a press conference Senators Ted Cruz and Josh Hawley were asked. Do you both shove your heads up Donald Trump's ass at once or do you take turns? They responded usually we do it at the same time because Donald Trump has such a big fat ass.
rick315875 65M

1/13/2021 2:51 am
    Quoting Will_Penny:
    Hard to believe how stupid some people on this site are. Hard to believe that dumbasses like rick315875 and Tmptrzz know how to keep breathing, much less operate a computer. Since they think about "ass" so much........
Hard to believe that you talk through your ass and shit from your mouth.


rick315875 65M

1/13/2021 2:09 am
    Quoting Will_Penny:
    Hard to believe how stupid some people on this site are. Hard to believe that dumbasses like rick315875 and Tmptrzz know how to keep breathing, much less operate a computer. Since they think about "ass" so much........
Hard to believe that there are people who support Donald Trump. Hard to believe you can put more than two words together to form a sentence.


rick315875 65M

1/13/2021 2:05 am
    Quoting 6dusty2:
    Well not worth a comment
You commented by saying well not worth a comment.


rick315875 65M

1/13/2021 2:04 am
    Quoting Tmptrzz:
    Funny and so true, they all need to go..
They certainly do my friend


rick315875 65M

1/13/2021 2:02 am
    Quoting chtampa:
    You have way too much "ASS" on your mind.
Yes I know. Too many ass jokes. I guess I have too much ass on my mind.


jajo696 113F
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4287 posts
1/13/2021 1:48 am

 Why is noone talking about Ted Cruz and his eerie resemblance to the uncle in the Munsters. Im thinking he is really one of that family ~~


Will_Penny 65M
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1/12/2021 3:41 pm

 Hard to believe how stupid some people on this site are. Hard to believe that dumbasses like rick315875 and Tmptrzz know how to keep breathing, much less operate a computer. Since they think about "ass" so much........


6dusty2 74M
Ask me for a photo
20 posts
1/12/2021 3:35 pm

 Well not worth a comment


Tmptrzz 61F  
107039 posts
1/12/2021 2:51 pm

 Funny and so true, they all need to go..
Seduce the mind and see what a wonderful adventure the body will take you on..


chtampa 65M
12 posts
1/12/2021 2:38 pm

 You have way too much "ASS" on your mind.


rick315875 65M

1/12/2021 2:12 pm

 Why do they call Senator Ted Cruz a Donald Trump brown nose? Because when he pulls his head out of Donald Trump's ass his nose is covered with Donald Trump's shit.

What does Senator Ted Cruz do when he wants to dye his hair and beard brown? He shoves his head up Donald Trump's ass.

What does Donald Trump do when his boots need a good licking? He calls Senators Ted Cruz and Josh Hawley.

What does Senator Josh Hawley do when he wants to score brownie points with Donald Trump? He shoves his head up Donald Trump's ass.

What does Donald Trump do when he needs to wipe his ass after taking a dump? He calls Senators Ted Cruz or Josh Hawley.

At a press conference Senators Ted Cruz and Josh Hawley were asked. Do you both shove your heads up Donald Trump's ass at once or do you take turns? They responded usually we do it at the same time because Donald Trump has such a big fat ass.


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