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Blogs > slidein2meplz > Mystical Mistress's Palace...

I mean, really....is there a mystery here?  

slidein2meplz 69F
907 posts
1/6/2006 9:12 pm

Last Read:
3/5/2006 9:27 pm
I mean, really....is there a mystery here?
The picture says "Afghanistan Terrorist School...HUMAN BOMB CLASS"...
<~~~~~
and the Raghead with the bombs strapped around his waist says.."Pay attention..I'm only going to do this ONCE"

Everyone seems to be wondering why Muslim terrorists are so quick to commit suicide.

Hmmmm..well let's see now. . . . .

No Jesus

No Christmas

No television

No cheerleaders

No baseball

No football

No hockey

No golf

No tailgate parties

No Wal-Mart

No Home Depot

No pork BBQ

No hot dogs

No burgers

No chocolate chip cookies

No lobster

No shellfish, or even frozen fish sticks

No gumbo

No jambalaya

No Beer

Rags for clothes and towels for hats.

Constant wailing from the guy next-door because he's sick and there are no doctors.

Constant wailing from the guy in the tower.

More than one wife.

You can't shave.

Your wives can't shave.

You can't shower to wash off the smell of donkey cooked over burning camel dung.

The women have to wear baggy<b> dresses </font></b>and veils at all times.

Your bride is picked by someone else.

She smells just like your donkey.

But your donkey has a better disposition.

Then they tell you that when you die it all gets better!

I mean, really, is there a mystery here?

~~~ Just me, poppin to say HI! ~~

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