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A Word About Dick-Pics *(please see disclaimer LOL)  

Crzygryl 58F
162 posts
1/7/2018 4:48 am
A Word About Dick-Pics *(please see disclaimer LOL)
most men can appreciate guidance at times
and welcome a woman's perspective
so please don't be insulted by this rhyme
to inform is my sole objective

I don't know what makes a smart man decide
that I'm longing for this to complete my life
so unabashedly he fires off real quick
an immodest and crude picture of his dick

without having flirted, or even talked dirty
assuming I want to make friends with his birdie
he wields it like a caveman would wield his love arrow
and seeks to impale whom he can by tomorrow

and worse some are cocking it as if to shoot
while wearing old tighty whities and<b> boots
</font></b>and once I have giggled til I cant stand the pain
I ponder what did he think this will gain

please help me understand what prompts this act
does being a horn override tact
do so many women get down on there knees
to beg for your dick pic
oh please daddy please

and what gets me is the guy whose polite
at first but sends dick-pics by the end of the night
even tho you have only talked Astros and beer
he has baited the hook, now climb on it dear

no no no let me help you with this
I don't want to see your pink friend fore a kiss
I know that you use it and hope to impress
to me its a turn off this I confess

so next time your ego tries to prompt you
to do something that you know you shouldn't do
stay strong and resist, don't send off that pic
a big turn off... an unsolicited pic of a dick

* disclaimer...to all the nice gentlemen with dick-pics, I am quite sure you know what your doing and this technique gets you lots of good results...kuddos...just don't send them directly to me...I don't want to meet your dick until we have wined, dinned, laughed, exchanged risque stories, talked about sex/fantasies, alluded to an inevitable coupling or you are asked directly...pretty please with sugar on top!!!!

CrzyGryl
subbie1951 73M
1 post
1/7/2018 5:39 am

 Well Said!


bluenite52 72M
Ask me for a photo
10 posts
1/7/2018 8:45 am

 i somewhat agree
but women also post
and look where you are
FriendFinder-x?
really? in some ways
it is what it is


Needaltlsomthn2 58F
709 posts
1/7/2018 10:32 am

 LMAO ! Very Well said ; )
If you don't stand for something , you will fall for anything !


seems6666 53F  
4838 posts
1/7/2018 11:41 am
    Quoting  :
I rest my case Judge!


Brownie202 67F  
2680 posts
1/7/2018 1:19 pm
    Quoting bluenite52:
    i somewhat agree
    but women also post
    and look where you are
    FriendFinder-x?
    really? in some ways
    it is what it is
Look where I am? So it's ok to send nasty messages like let's fuck weekly in my car? We are suppose to fuck every person that wants us? We have to send naked pictures? Cam naked?
Humans are the most dangerous animals on earth.

If only animals had the ability to know when to keep away from us humans they would be better off.


Brownie202 67F  
2680 posts
1/7/2018 1:22 pm

 The site itself knows not all of us want to see dick pictures. Or ass, etc. They don't have filters to choose. I don't want to see any unless I am with that man. Don't want to see some strange dick showing his junk.
Humans are the most dangerous animals on earth.

If only animals had the ability to know when to keep away from us humans they would be better off.


mc_justmc 63M

1/7/2018 2:25 pm

 I love this! I've always assumed they use a dick pic because they're embarrassed of their face!


Crzygryl 58F
46 posts
1/10/2018 2:57 am

 I love every comment, even the one that states look where you are...I post pics of my body, I am proud of it, I work out, I eat right (most the time) and I will never be on the cover of any magazine so to celebrate my hard work,and my love of photography I post lots and lots of pics, but you will never see me sending a picture of myself randomly and unsolicited...if you are looking at my picture then you clicked it open, I wont force imagery on someone and I ask the same respect...you know who you are you dirty little devils...lol...thanks for the comments...peace!
CrzyGryl


angelsoutlaw 63M
80 posts
1/28/2018 10:52 am

 well my friend unfortunatly there are a lot of prepubecent little boys on here trying to be men. i will only share my cock with someone who will speak to me cam2cam so i can see that they are real. LOL NOT if things go far enough for me to meet someone like you then and only then will i share ALL of me


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