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An American in a German Health Club  

Rumble59 64M
59 posts
5/2/2017 3:22 pm
An American in a German Health Club
Written for my uncle who recently passed.

Thought I would lighten things up a bit this time. Back in the 90s, I visited my aunt and uncle in Munich, Germany. One day, my uncle told me "We must go now to the gymnasium to be healthy." "Sounds good" was my reply.

I thought we were working out at the gym, but "to be healthy" meant playing squash. Cool, I participated and enjoyed myself. My uncle then pronounces "We must now go to the sauna to be morest healthy." Off we go for a quick rinse in the public showers. Afterwards, I wrap a towel around my waist, but uncle strides off naked except for his flip flops. I follow him around the corner and look inside the open door of the sauna.

In front of me is a statuesque, tan Fraulein who is spread legged and totally nude. The center of her universe is looking me in the eye and I swear it is winking. Oh, that's right. German saunas are coed.

I swallow hard and thought to myself, "Okay, I can do this. No big deal. I am never going to see these people again, let alone talk to them." I strut to end of the sauna, take off my towel, fold it on the bench, and turn to say something to my uncle. Except, I can not see him because a breast is blocking my vision. It is my Aunt's perky<b> b-cup </font></b>breast. Nooooooo. I so did not want to see that.

Okay, she seems to be cool, my uncle seems to cool, everyone is cool, so I decide to be cool. I can do this. After 15 minutes, we leave the sauna and my uncle says, "to have the bestest health, you must jump in the cold tub of water or use the cold shower. I choose the cold shower but it causes the boys to shrink up and my penis to turtle. Okay, okay, I can do this. As I stood shivering with cold water running down my head, Fraulein Spread Eagle comes over and starts chatting me in German which I do not understand. My response? " Jawohl, meine Fraulein."

After this little episode, I have never been uncomfortable being around a large group of nude people.

Rumble in the Jungle
CampoGirl 57F
43434 posts
5/2/2017 4:22 pm

 MMMMmm Sounds like fun!
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