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Idiot Number 1  

rrjunkie2017 86M   
30 posts
8/31/2018 7:11 am
Idiot Number 1


I am<b> medical </font></b>student currently doing a rotation in toxicology at the poison control center.
Today, this woman called in very upset because she caught her little eating ants.
I quickly reassured her that the ants are not harmful and there would be no need to bring her into the hospital.
She calmed down and at the end of the conversation happened to mention that she gave her some ant poison to eat in order to kill the ants. I told her that she better bring her into the emergency room right away.

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