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Todays fortune cookie,...  

3FreqsOnnaLeash 54G  
92 posts
8/21/2009 4:35 pm

Last Read:
1/14/2010 1:48 am

Todays fortune cookie,...


Fortune cookies, even lame ones, can be fun when you add two simple words to the end. "in bed".

Good health will be yours for a long time, in bed.
This disproves the "fuck you to death" statement,...

You are demonstrative with those you love, in bed.
"Wanna see somehting neat?"

Someone will give you a compliment, in bed.
"Wow, it's not as small as I thought!"

Many possibilities are open to you, take advantage of them, in bed.
Sure sure, there's ALWAYS another possibility, just remember to ask 1st. It may only be kinky the 1st time, but it still may be illegal!

Society prepares the crime, the criminal commits it, in bed.
See last comment.

lianneforfun_x 37F

8/21/2009 6:39 pm

wow.. cool..


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