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The good, the bad, and the funny on Mondays!
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The good, the bad, and the funny on Mondays!   A little boy walks into his parents' room to see his mom on top of his dad bouncing up and down. The mom sees her and quickly dismounts, worried about what her has seen. She dresses quickly and goes to find him. The sees his mom and asks, "What were you and Dad doing?" The mother replies, "Well you know your dad has a big<b> tummy </font></b>and sometimes I have to get on top of it to help flatten it." "You're wasting your time," said the boy. "Why is that?" asked his mom, puzzled. "Well when you go shopping the lady next door comes over and gets on her knees and blows it right back up."  The elderly Italian man went to his parish priest and asked if the priest would hear his confession. "Of course, my ," said the priest. "Well, Father, at the beginning of World War Two, a beautiful woman knocked on my door and asked me to hide her from the Germans; I hid her in my attic, and they never found her." "That's a wonderful thing, my , and nothing that you need to confess," said the priest. "It's worse, Father; I was weak, and told her that she had to pay for rent of the attic with her sexual favors," continued the old man. "Well, it was a very difficult time, and you took a large risk -you would have suffered terribly at their hands if the Germans had found you hiding her; I know that God, in his wisdom and mercy, will balance the good and the evil, and judge you kindly," said the priest. "Thanks, Father," said the old man. "That's a load off of my mind. Can I ask another question?" "Of course, my ," said the priest. The old man asked, "Do I need to tell her that the war is over?".  A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother thinks for a few seconds and says, “Well dear, Mommy and Daddy fall in love and get married. One night they go into their bedroom, they kiss and hug, and have sex.” The looks puzzled so the mother continues, “That means the daddy puts his penis in the mommy’s vagina. That’s how you get a baby, honey.” The seems to comprehend. “Oh, I see, but the other night when I came into your room you had daddy’s penis in your mouth. What do you get when you do that?” “Jewelry, my dear. Jewelry.”  Become a Apollorising2057 blog watcher! |
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Love sharing toy play with a willing woman...
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Wait a minute! You mean, I'm supposed to get jewelry??! If only I had known.  Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation bangs on the door forever!
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10/29/2018 2:51 pm |
Good ones for real. Thank you
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10/29/2018 1:31 pm |
What do you find funny on Mondays? Become a Apollorising2057 blog watcher!
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10/29/2018 1:30 pm |
What do you find funny on Mondays? Become a Apollorising2057 blog watcher!
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