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The signs of a funny Tuesday!  

Apollorising2057 63M
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10/30/2018 7:20 am
The signs of a funny Tuesday!



The signs of a funny Tuesday!


A man is in a hotel lobby.
He wants to ask the clerk a question.
As he turns to go to the front desk, he accidentally bumps into a woman beside him and as he does, his elbow goes into her breast.
They are both startled and he says, "Ma'am, if your heart is as soft as your breast, I know you'll<b> forgive </font></b>me."
She replies, "if your penis is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 1221."



This elderly lady went to the doctor for a check-up.
Everything checked out fine.
The old lady pulled the doctor to the side and said, ”Doctor, I haven’t had sex for years now and I was wondering how I can increase my husband’s sex drive.”
The doctor smiled and said, ”Have you tried to give him Viagra?”
The lady frowned. ”Doctor, I can’t even get him to take aspirin when he has a headache,” she claimed.
”Well,” the doctor continued, ”Let me suggest something. Crush the Viagra into a powder. When you are giving him coffee, stir it into the coffee and serve it. He won’t notice a thing.”
The old lady was delighted.
She left the doctor’s office quickly.

Weeks later the old lady returned.
She was frowning and the doctor asked her what was wrong.
She shook her head.
”How did it go?” the doctor asked.
”Terrible, doctor, terrible.”
”Did it not work?”
”Yes,” the old lady said, ”It worked. I did as you said and he got up and ripped his clothes off right then and there and we made mad love on the table. It was the best sex that I’d had in 25 years.”
”Then what is the problem, ma’am?”
”Well,” she said. ”I can’t ever show my face in McDonald’s again.


Hung Chow calls in to work and says, "Hey, boss I not come work today, I really sick. I got headache, stomach ache and my legs hurt. I not come work."
The boss says, "You know Hung Chow, I really need you today. When I feel like this I go to my wife and tell her give me sex. Makes everything better and I can go to work. You try."
Two hours later Hung Chow calls again: "Boss, I do what you say and I feel great. I be at work soon. You got nice house."


The signs of a funny Tuesday!

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Apollorising2057 63M

10/30/2018 11:42 am
    Quoting Tmptrzz:
    Happy Tuesday my friend I love that McDonalds's joke, I can just see that happening.. I hope you have a great Tuesday..
I would not have happened at the McDonald's drive through!
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Apollorising2057 63M

10/30/2018 11:40 am
    Quoting luvgluv19:
    Laughter is always a great way to do any thing. Thank you
I figure if you can't make the ladies orgasm, then, the next best thing is to make them laugh!
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Tmptrzz 61F  
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10/30/2018 10:50 am

 Happy Tuesday my friend I love that McDonalds's joke, I can just see that happening.. I hope you have a great Tuesday..
Seduce the mind and see what a wonderful adventure the body will take you on..


luvgluv19 75M

10/30/2018 9:41 am

 Laughter is always a great way to do any thing. Thank you


Apollorising2057 63M

10/30/2018 7:49 am

 Thanks so much sexy!
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Bunnysyummy2 64F
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10/30/2018 7:29 am

 Nice one hon

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