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Funny Tuesday - Snowbound!
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Funny Tuesday - Snowbound!   Snowbound Two men , Rick and Dave, go on a<b> skiing </font></b>trip and get caught in a blizzard. They pull into a farm and ask the lady of the house, a good-looking widow , if they can sleep on her couch. She agrees and they turn in for the night. Next morning they go on their way and enjoy a weekend of<b> skiing. </font></b>A few months later, Rick gets a letter from the widow’s lawyer . He says to Dave, “You remember that good-looking widow we met on our<b> skiing </font></b>vacation?” “Yes,” says Dave. “In the middle of the night, did you go up to her room and have sex with her?” asks Rick. “Yes,” admits Dave, a little embarrassed. “I see,” says Rick. “And when you had sex did you happen to use my name instead of yours?” Dave’s face turns red. “Yeah, sorry,” he says. “I’m afraid I did.” “Well,” says Rick. “You must have been damn good. She’s just died and left everything to me.”  Paying The Price William and Mildred decided to celebrate their 40th wedding anniversary with a trip to Las Vegas. William went to the front desk to check them in while Mildred stayed with the car. As he was leaving the lobby, a young woman dressed in a very short skirt introduced herself as Candie. William brushed her off. When William and Mildred got to their room, he told her that he'd been approached by a . "I don't believe you," laughed Mildred. "I'll prove it," said William. He called down to the desk and asked for Candie to come to room 1217. "Now," he said to his wife, "you hide in the bathroom with the door open just enough to hear us." Soon, there was a knock on the door. Candie walked in, swirling her hips provocatively. "So, I see you're interested after all," she said. William asked, "How much do you charge?" " $125 basic rate, $100 tips for special services." William was taken aback. "$125! I was thinking more in the range of $25." Candie laughed. "You must really be an old-timer if you think you can buy sex for that price." "Well," said William, "I guess we can't do business. Goodbye." After she left, Mildred came out of the bathroom. "I just can't believe it." William said, "Let's go have a drink and forget it." Back downstairs at the bar, the old couple sipped their cocktails. Candie came up behind William, pointed at Mildred, and said, "See what you get for $25?"  Bus Ride An old maid wanted to travel by bus to the pet cemetery with the remains of her cat. As she boarded the bus, she whispered to the driver, I have a dead pussy. The driver pointed to the woman in the seat behind him and said, "Sit with my wife. You two have a lot in common.  Become a Apollorising2057 blog watcher! |
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good post very funny
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11/6/2018 6:01 pm |
Just For Fun💕💕
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11/6/2018 4:39 pm |
Happy Tuesday my friend these were all great but that first one..  loved it.. Become a Apollorising2057 blog watcher!
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Happy Tuesday my friend these were all great but that first one.. loved it.. Seduce the mind and see what a wonderful adventure the body will take you on.. 
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11/6/2018 12:53 pm |
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11/6/2018 11:26 am |
Great! and a great big thank you for the laughs  Become a Apollorising2057 blog watcher!
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11/6/2018 9:54 am |
Great! and a great big thank you for the laughs
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11/6/2018 8:12 am |
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11/6/2018 7:30 am |
Hope you enjoy some funnies for this Tuesday! Become a Apollorising2057 blog watcher!
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11/6/2018 7:19 am |
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