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The Twist Monday!  

Apollorising2057 63M
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11/26/2018 6:56 am
The Twist Monday!







A man is in a hotel lobby.
He wants to ask the clerk a question.
As he turns to go to the front desk, he accidentally bumps into a woman beside him and as he does, his elbow goes into her breast.
They are both startled and he says, "Ma'am, if your heart is as soft as your breast, I know you'll forgive me."
She replies, "if your penis is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 1221."



It's 1957 and Bobby goes to pick up his date, Peggy Sue.
Peggy Sue's father answers the door and invites him in.
He asks Bobby what they're planning to do on the date.
Bobby politely responds that they'll probably just go to the malt shop or to a drive-in movie.
Peggy Sue's father suggests, "Why don't you go out and screw? I hear all of the are doing it."
Bobby is shocked. "Excuse me, sir?"
"Oh yes, Peggy Sue really likes to screw. She'll screw all night if we let her."
Peggy Sue comes downstairs and announces that she's ready to go.
About 20 minutes later, a thoroughly disheveled Peggy Sue rushes back into the house, slams the door behind her, and screams at her father, "Dad! The Twist! It's called the Twist!"


A little boy walks into his parents' room to see his mom on top of his dad bouncing up and down.
The mom sees her and quickly dismounts, worried about what her has seen.
She dresses quickly and goes to find him.
The sees his mom and asks, "What were you and Dad doing?"
The mother replies, "Well you know your dad has a big<b> tummy </font></b>and sometimes I have to get on top of it to help flatten it."
"You're wasting your time," said the boy.
"Why is that?" asked his mom, puzzled.
"Well when you go shopping the lady next door comes over and gets on her knees and blows it right back up."





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vopesahe 62F
36414 posts
11/27/2018 2:38 pm

good ones

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Tmptrzz 61F  
107039 posts
11/26/2018 10:06 am

Happy Monday my friend some great humor here today.. I hope today starts of your week in a great way..

Seduce the mind and see what a wonderful adventure the body will take you on..


luvgluv19 75M

11/26/2018 8:57 am

Good ones and very welcome


LaidbackFoCoDave 51M

11/26/2018 8:03 am

HAHAHA...thanks for the laughs on a Monday!!!


Apollorising2057 63M

11/26/2018 6:59 am

I Monday really funny?

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