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The Contest All stories in my blog are copyrighted 2018 swifty505 Use, reproduction in any form by permission only. Thanks. Another in my series of TRUE stories from my past It was two days before Christmas 1996. My girlfriend’s family just finished another dinner and retired to the parlor (family room) in their beautifully restored 19th century mansion in Redlands, CA. They were into board games, I'd never seen so many games in one place! It was a family tradition, my girlfriend told me, that went back over 100 years. The tradition included pulling “all nighters” playing board games, oldies on the stereo, drinking and eating. So the six of us were having fun with Monopoly (of all things) around 3am in the morning when somehow after looking at all the hotels on the board the subject of sex in hotel rooms came up. Oh, well, as in the classic sense one thing led to another. My girlfriend’s two brothers and I got into a discussion about ejaculation focusing on who could shoot the farthest! SERIOUSLY! I'm not making this stuff up! They are a very open-minded family and knew damn well I was fucking their sister. And frankly it was not my idea to participate but my girlfriend’s KNOWS something the other don’t. So we all headed upstairs to a bedroom. Excitedly, bets were made by everyone, three boys and three girlfriends There was a pile of cash in little 's box, about $100. They love to bet so it was just to make it “interesting.” Yeah, sure. Nobody thought I had a chance as I was the shortest of the men and oldest of the bunch. So bets were set heavy against me. How to I explain this?? Somebody got their mother’s yard stick (not a good idea it turned out) and set up a “starting” line on the floor of her brother’s old bedroom upstairs.. Now, I don’t want to brag (yeah, Right!) but next to my girlfriend the shortest of the three guys there. LOL All the commotion ranting and cheering about the impending “sports” event brought their parent up to the room…It was hilarious trying to keep them out and keep them out in good humor was a riot! But the parents prevailed. As they entered they saw the yard stick on the bare wooden floor, a piece of wide, red Christmas ribbon with three totally naked men behind it, gyrating as they stoked their dicks! It must have been a sight to see as the were cheering on their boyfriends sounding like Santa Anita Race Track in laughter as the parents were screaming in horror!! The rules were simple, if not messy! Shoot the farthest. That’s it. The can help manually or orally. We were so they never had to help…..take your time and stay behind the wide red Christmas ribbon. That’s was it. The BEST contests are simple, right? Like eating hot dogs on July 4th. Jeff came first in a big heave shooting about one foot with globs of cum sprinkling along making a nice path with a good size load at the ” mark on the ruler. Impressive and not bad. Brian came second, as his poor attempt was a scream as he just dribbled all over his fingers with little globs of cum spotting the floor not even registering on his mother’s yard stick. Poor Brian, we all just laughed at him! For a really big guy, he took it all in stride, his girlfriend consoling him with an amazing oral clean up that was mesmerizing…..ahhhhh……I didn’t feel bad for him after that! But it was ‘inspiring’ for me, though….. Well, I came soon after Brian with a huge shot at 32-1/4”! HONEST! Almost three feet! I knew I was good! LOL It was a SPLAT heard around the world! Nearly all my cum landed in one spot…with a small tail on the way from the pumping and after squirts. The room erupted! WOW! Everyone was ecstatic including her dad who CONGRATULATED me for “good shooting!” I thought ‘Shit, maybe I should join the NRA!’ My girl collected the $100 as I sat down not exhausted but reasonably satisfied as my girlfriend has seen me shoot further hitting a pair of chrome and pink feather handcuffs she kept above her bed. Boy was she pissed….she made me clean the damn things. I made sure that was the last time I miss her cute little mouth. My girlfriend was naturally proud of me saying “I KNEW you could do it.” Yeah, I guess….Gosh, and it looks like I fit right in to this nutty family (really fine people) as I not only became the new family hero but I created a NEW, wholesome, family Christmas tradition. Oh, her mother’s , now cum coated, yard stick? It ended up in the fire place…oh, the smell……  |
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