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Blogs > maomao2018 > 2018愛你一發

冷～來點～火....  

maomao2018 37F  
533 posts
2/2/2018 9:05 pm

Last Read:
3/18/2018 9:49 am
冷～來點～火....
去北海道都沒感覺這麼冷～
來點火好了！！

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話說在三國的草船中
魯肅：“這樣真的可以借到箭嗎？孔明先生？”
諸葛亮：“相信我。”
魯肅：“可是我還是有些擔心……”
諸葛亮：“沒必要。”
魯肅：“可是，你不覺得船裏越來越熱麽？”
諸葛亮：“這麽說起來是有一點…有什麽不對勁嗎？”
魯肅：“是啊，我擔心敵人射的是火箭……”
諸葛亮：“哎！？子敬.....你會游泳嗎？
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bryan681111 44M
2423 posts
2/5/2018 5:02 pm

 我已經在冰箱了

現在應該是在冷凍庫了


wei0314 47M
374 posts
2/5/2018 12:34 am

 哈哈哈哈哈哈哈~~


zhsuperman 36M
63 posts
2/4/2018 7:31 pm

 激情就熱了!!


58901026 45M
801 posts
2/3/2018 2:59 pm

 諸葛亮：“哎！？子敬.....你會游泳嗎？
魯肅 : 你當我魯肉飯吃多了是吧？
諸葛亮 : 此話怎講 ...
魯肅 : 難道吃飯不用配貢丸湯?
湯湯水水的我們還怕它不成 !

倆倆十指緊扣...繼續借箭..咻咻～～


maomao2018 replies on 2/4/2018 1:22 am:
魯肅有貢丸，你有什麼啊～？

jaberkcmo 37M
426 posts
2/3/2018 12:03 pm

 已經夠冷了
被你講得更冷了


maomao2018 replies on 2/4/2018 1:23 am:

chenmb851067 51M
104 posts
2/3/2018 9:46 am

 good joke
your good friend

Mingbin Chen


JAN_TING 36M
30 posts
2/3/2018 8:27 am

 這麼多也對，當初怎麼不是射火箭燒船


baas142 99M
Ask me for a photo
3479 posts
2/3/2018 2:32 am

 真是 地如含冰 轉木起火 逼熱戶床


Defan0811 47M

2/3/2018 1:42 am

 運動.運動就不冷啦…


pcosson 43M
589 posts
2/2/2018 10:23 pm

 火箭加無敵炮
哈哈~


conan0607 42M
3790 posts
2/2/2018 10:16 pm


poyujr 44M
1898 posts
2/2/2018 9:47 pm

 好冷的笑話 感覺更冷了


brook2140 40M
238 posts
2/2/2018 9:21 pm

 給我火箭


maomao2018 37F  
83 posts
2/2/2018 9:12 pm


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