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5 Spiritual Lessons, and what they really mean for me  

HueJazzz 57M
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1/18/2018 10:49 am
5 Spiritual Lessons, and what they really mean for me

1. “I Am Detached from All Material Possessions!”
This really means: I got my ass handed to me in the divorce, gave what was
left away to friends and charity, moved to central Wisconsin and live in a
cabin in the middle of nowhere, flat broke without a penny to my name.

2. “Oh great spaghetti monster in the sky, My Life Is in your Hands!”
This really means: What I have tried in the past didn’t work, if this search for
enlightenment journey doesn’t pan out, I am fucked without a paddle.

3. “It Must Be Your Karma!”
This really means: Don’t ask me for help!!!

4. “Would you like a Tantric Massage?”
This really means: Please send me a message from AF that you are from the
Twin Cities, want me to come over for the weekend and we fuck each other’s<b>
brains </font></b>out, enjoy a threesome, and attend an orgy party.

5. “I Experience Completeness within Myself!”
This really means: Nobody has Friended me on AF, I am lonely and getting
tired of masturbating.
HueJazzz
The Mystic Writer

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