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What did he say? What did he say?  

bitchkitty2017 71F
2245 posts
5/5/2019 5:07 pm
What did he say? What did he say?
An<b> older couple </font></b>was crossing the border from Canada into the USA and heading down to Florida to their winter hideaway..An over zealous border guard first day on the job stopped them and was questioning them.The old guy on behalf of his deaf wife answered the questions.
Guard:Where are you going?
Husband: We are heading down to Florida to our summer home.
Deaf wife: What did he say?> What did he say?
Husband : He wants to know where we are going.
Guard: How long will you be down there ?
Husband: Probably about 3 to 4 months.
Deaf wife: What did he say? What did he say?
Husband: He asked how long are we going to be down there.
Guard: Where are you from?
Husband: We are from Toronto Ontario.
Guard : Nice city , i was there once i liked it but i had the most horrible date ever .
Deaf wife : What did he say? What did he say ?
Husband : He says he knows you .
bitchkitty2017 71F

5/5/2019 5:09 pm

 Leave the chuckles here at the border ,,lol


Heathen_G 65M
7974 posts
5/5/2019 5:22 pm

 That is a funny one...


bitchkitty2017 71F

5/5/2019 5:54 pm

 Thanx i have another one in the process of writing hope soon it will get done..lol


Looknfind18 71M  
4379 posts
5/5/2019 6:41 pm

 good one!!


bitchkitty2017 71F

5/5/2019 6:43 pm
    Quoting  :
hope its a good giggle for you ..thanks


bitchkitty2017 71F

5/5/2019 6:44 pm

 love telling jokes and making ppl laugh thanks


pocogato12 71F  
37235 posts
5/6/2019 3:52 am

 I needed this laugh!!!!
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bitchkitty2017 71F

5/6/2019 7:30 am

 old people huh? go figure ..lol..hope you are doing well..i seen a real bad thing posted this morning, you know in Mexico there are few rules but this young woman showed pics of her with her dog...eugh! i reported it and they removed a couple pics but there are still some there ...disgusting adult behavior...and ppl comment yet..I have language interpretation and its disgusting...its all in Spanish but well its not hard to see whats going on...


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