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Read the label, it's on there for a reason,,,,, guy's!!!!  

funcpl4fwb 58M/59F
21 posts
1/25/2018 7:16 pm
Read the label, it's on there for a reason,,,,, guy's!!!!

We see a couple that we met here on FriendFinder-x, they are great people, are a lot of fun and awesome friends who we have come to love, trust and respect. Last month we were together for yet another great evening of dinning, conversation and awesome adult fun. Of course, both of the ladies<b> shave </font></b>down under. I (male) did not<b> shave </font></b>down under, I never have! We were surprised to see our male friend of this couple had shaved and it looked sexy as all hell. After a few days my wife and I decided we would<b> shave </font></b>mini me,,, why not!
Later that afternoon we both showered and decided this would be a good time to do this,,, yes it was hot,,, it was sexy,,, and it led to a great evening of awesome adult fun . I love it, I felt so much more comfortable, I felt cleaner and it is not difficult to maintain. after a few days I noticed the little stubblies coming in so I decided it was time again to<b> shave.
</font></b>I did the deed and shaved mini me nice and neat. A day later I felt a little itchy and scratchy down under. Upon viewing myself in the mirror I noticed I was a little red and bumpy so I asked my wife what I should do. My wife informed me that I could lightly apply some aloe hand lotion to only that area that was itchy, red and bumpy. I felt a little better after doing as my wife suggested, but the relief did not last long as I became irritated in that area again.
So, searching through the medicine cabinet, I came across a product called Cortisone Anti Itch cream. It stated on the packaged tube For Relief of itching, burning, minor scratches, scrapes and bug bites. Im thinking AWESOME, this is just what I need.
I showered but I did not shave, I toweled off and applied a liberal amount of this Cortisone Anti Itch cream to the area of my genitalia. This worked great, I felt good, I felt clean and comfortable once again.
Later that evening my wife and I were in a very playful mood and retreated to the bedroom. Yes, it was HOT, HOT, HOT!!! The problem was, I could not achieve an erection. My sexy wife fondled my penis, I dinned on her sweet vulva and clitoris and suckled upon her beautiful breasts and nipples. Still, I was unable to achieve an erection.
My wife now very puzzled as I am becoming very concerned at this point. What is going on we both thought to each other. My darling wife decided upon another approach and took my penis in her mouth. She licked and kissed, sucked and fondled with my penis and testicles.
Still no erection!!!
It was then my wife noticed a numbness to her mouth and lips. She looked up at me and without hesitation she asked me, WHAT DID YOU DO!!!
I told my wife about the hand lotion and she was good with that answer. I mentioned the aloe hand lotion had little effect with the redness, itching and discomfort feeling that I was experiencing.
I told My darling wife of the Cortisone Anti Itch cream I had found in the medicine cabinet and that I had liberally applied it to my genitalia area.
My darling beautiful wife broke out into a gut wrenching, tear jerking laughter.
She ran to the bathroom and retrieved the tube of Cortisone cream and brought it to the bedroom where I lay in bed utterly confused. She asked me, Did you read the label. Of course not I replied, still laughing, my wife pointed out on the label of the tube written in bold print, DO NOT APPLY TO THE GENETALIA AREA
Motto of this story,,,,, GUYS,,,,,, READ THE FRIGGIN LABEL!!!!


spankyjodi 66M/59F

1/26/2018 6:22 pm

And now you know the rest of the story!... How long did it last? or not last should we say?? /8


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