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About us Here's where you find out about us, and what we're looking for. (This used to be our profile. Unfortunately, FriendFinder-x's mobile version is poorly done, to say the least. So our profile looked like a wall of text.) We read profiles. We know crazy and stupid when we read it. We don't do crazy or stupid, or the combination of both, which, unfortunately, seems to be prolific on this site. We're very careful, but at the same time, adventurous, joyful people who are looking for genuine, tangible friends. Not virtual ones. This lengthy profile/blog entry is meant to weed out the the ne'er do wells. IF we're going to make it the bedroom, it won't hinge on a photo or two or a text-like grunt as an opening one-liner. We're seeking fellow travelers. Stable, sane folks who are as mentally engaging the next morning as the night before. We're a well-educated, professional couple - married 25 years - with a dry sense of humor. We're kind, genuine, transparent, realistic, responsible and sane. Yes, when we say we're going to be somewhere, you can take that to the bank. Him, straight, 6'3" athletic build. Her, bisexual, 5'5", a little extra fluffiness and very attractive. We are clean, well-groomed, STD free and expect the same. (We have plenty of medical professionals in the family. We know what sexually transmitted diseases are and how they're transmitted!) For what it's worth, we're 420 friendly. We only play together. You won't meet a sweeter gal nor, when-appropriate, more gentle man! She's quiet until she gets to know someone, but always observant; he, talkative and gregarious. She's bisexual, not bi-curious, not bi-situational or the 10 other variants. But she's not that way in some attempt to please him: she truly likes to touch, taste and play with the ladies - but never pushy! We're not into quantity: it's quality that matters to us. We're looking for fun, committed¹ couples (or the mythical sane, single female) who are well-spoken, considerate, mature and polished as we hope to be. We find those things equally attractive as any physical attributes. A good glass of wine, dinner and artful conversation makes for a lovely night out for us. Chemistry dictates anything further...! We're not into games nor prolonged dating - and have been known to play on the first date - but we do prefer an indirect approach² to what we're all here for....! Is the art of seduction completely lost in the 'lifestyle' nowadays? That delicate balance of discreet, elegant decadence in spite of cultural mores? That said, if there's a connection, we'd like to think, and we've been told, we're kind, attentive lovers - who can be as naughty, sweaty and deviant³ as the next in the bedroom but always fall back into traditional roles after...! We're not going to compare ourselves to porn stars... Who wants something so monotonous and virtual anyway?! Don't misunderstand, we are certainly not 'players'. We are extremely selective and hope you will be too. We don't have many rules. He stays on his 'side of the road', and she weaves 'back and forth'. Condoms and courteousness - oh, and not taking one's self too seriously! Other than that, let's see ... The left lane is for passing (overtaking) and 'speed does not kill'. Differential speed does. Drive with the flow of traffic. Other than those, we don't have many rules! We'd love to get to know you - and not through endless emails. We meet and carry through, with a Swiss banker's discretion, but never forward or pushy. If you like what you see and read, shoot us a note. We answer all correspondence promptly and courteously. We may be straightforward but never judgemental or demeaning. We're not grammar Nazis, and we won't return your messages marked up in red ink, but do try to communicate in something other than textual burps. 'Luv ur profile and pics' or 'u so sexy' insults everyone's intelligence! (Single males, if you contact us, you'd better damn well be single, be polite, complete sentences required and state the answer to her favorite color. It's purple! That might get you a response. Oh, and for goodness' sake, at least come up with more than a one-liner. Really? If that's all you've got, we'll assume your physicality is as limited as your vocabulary.) Footnotes! Might as well. We've seemingly written a novella as a profile! If we haven't put you to sleep by now, we'll try again. ¹ "Committed"! If you're recently coupled, as in 3 or 4 years or less, chances are - though not exclusively - you're not ready for swinging. Ask around. Do the research. We're not passing judgement. In fact, we're the least judgemental folks you'll ever meet. We have, on the other hand, enough experience to know differently. ² Advance answers to the multiple inquiries asking, 'what's an indirect approach...?' Here's what's it's not, "yaull's wanna fuck tonight?" Yeah, NO. Even Neanderthals, before they ever left the caves for the savannas, probably had better pick-up lines. Or, equally distasteful, a barrage of pictures better suited to a gynecological or urological textbook. We know what the inside of female genitalia looks like, and a closeup of the guy's - in an obvious attempt to scale up the size.... Come on! Leave something to the imagination, for goodness sake! ³ Do we really need to spell out sexual acts? We've seen profiles that are self-nominations for AVN awards. Really! Why are you here and not in LA, Vegas or Miami earning 10k per shoot? Suffice it to say, there's little she doesn't like; all of which he likes to help her or her partners accomplish! |
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