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From the offices of Dr. Crixus74BC "Sex Therapist"!
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From the offices of Dr. Crixus74BC "Sex Therapist"! It could be true somehow that I became a sex therapist even though I'am an ugly loser and never got sex! Well at least I charge low rates!! Anyway, I'd like to be a sex therapist to help young hot couples out while looking on during clinical demonstrations! Of course I done a lot of reading, sort of on my own. Or rather, mostly looking at several "videos" of stimulating Nature! This is the baselines model of my clinical practice! Today's subject will be understanding, diagnosing and treating low libido in women. Couples therapy! It happens a lot.To damn much in fact! It really is all about the "cave"! We men have to pick them up and throw them back into the caves of our ancestors, figuratively of course. You men must make them think like "cave girls" again in there simple skimpy animal skins, toned hot bodies, shinny glistening hair and sweaty slick skin!! A darting eyed Tigerous personality! They be already to get down on All fours, but not quite yet! There doing dances!! Being chased by poor dumb cave hunks and fighting off other hot female cave women who want her particular poor dumb hairy cave man hunk! Then there's all the beasts and animals hauling after them, plus some good cave in stuff!! But there must be these Five critical elements. I. A bonified or perceived seance of danger or threat to there sexy assets . 2. Rival compeating hot cave girls when there's not enough cave men to go around. Always getting killed off, shit like like that. 3. Very important, that one cave man 007 type stud that rises above the other cave suiters, club in hand, for her effections, and will "protect" her. Yum! 4. Some decent hygiene and towels, okay!! 5. Cooking skills would be nice? Alright, leave it at four! Now men, we must somehow "harness," and replicate these elements in modern day, cut throat, civilized life! You can take a club and beat your bosses brains out with it to prove your manhood to your lady, but that won't work out well! I don't know, I'am just a freaking pretend therapist here!! Try buying one of those cute "cave girl" costumes from a sex shop.! Put it on her. Eat some partially cooked red meat, and see what happens? A little red wine is always nice! For the men, you might try working on those muscles some in preparation for "cave night", and don't<b> shave </font></b>for a few days! My next installment will be about premature ejaculation and what that has to do with you being screwed in the ass by your new Amazon cave women wearing a strap on!!! As soon as I fix my "shingle", I'll be back in business.! |
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