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Oh, if I had **just** seen ...  

allgud69xxx 50M
64 posts
12/23/2020 2:27 pm
Oh, if I had **just** seen ...

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-- allgud69xxx

Yeah ... that's right ... I went there ..
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allgud69xxx 50M
502 posts
12/23/2020 2:31 pm

The whole warped idea occured to me to in about 5 seconds while listening (NBC - not by choice) to John Cougar Mellencamp's version of I'm-sure-you-can-guess-which Christmas song. "Cougar"? Um, John, what ah ... what's that all about?
Hey, why are you guys all throwing things at me? What? Did that word mean something different in the early 80's? LOL

Below is the repost, without the site's "creative writing" ...

Oh, if I had just seen mommy kissing Santa Claus! After my little sister and I were in bed one Christmas eve, I woke up later, and thought I heard something downstairs. I crept out down the hallway to the top of the stairs, because I thought maybe Santa was here! And there, looking through the railing and down into the front room, I saw him! But ... mommy was there, too?! Santa was holding a piece of some sort of plant in front of his belly (it really did look like a bowl full of jelly), and mommy got down on her knees, right in front of him. Because Santa was facing away at an angle, her head sorta disappeared from view, then reappeared, then disappeared, over and over. The noises they were making ... I just couldn't figure out what was going on, and I started getting a little scared. amp; Then mommy stood up and turned around, and I don't know exactly what happened next, but it looked like Santa lifted something up and quickly it sounded like Santa was hurting mommy! Since she was facing away from him, it looked like she could run away, but she didn't?!? And the noises got louder and louder. Santa finally made a sound kinda like Dad used to when he was mad at me, but it wasn't the same. That's when I ran back to my room, as quietly as I could. I hoped mommy was OK, but, at 5 years old, I didn't know, or what was going to happen next. amp;

Thirty-five years later, and it is still the most frightening experience I can (now) remember. The therapist has been helping me for several years, but it's been a slow process to figure this all out, dredged up from somewhere down deep in my memories.

The good thing, if you can call it that, was that both me and my little sister got everything on our Christmas lists that year (although she was only 3, so I doubt she knew). Actually ... come to think of it ... we got everything on our lists for the next 3 or 4 years after that! Wait .. what ... what the hell was th ... !!! (starts dialing the therapist's phone number)

Merry Christmas to all you twisted and hilarious people, out there in The Social Sex Network/SSN-land. (yes, Charlie Brown, I know I am just as twisted ... hehe)

-- allgud69xxx

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allgud69xxx 50M
502 posts
12/23/2020 2:31 pm

Utterly unrelated to the above, but do you think elephants, if they understood us primates' language, would have a problem with the phrase "junk in the trunk"? Yeah, go ahead, ponder that one over the holidays. I dare ya!

-- allgud69xxx

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benard69 66M/66F  

12/23/2020 3:33 pm

Merry Christmas from Old Santa....


allgud69xxx 50M
502 posts
12/23/2020 10:56 pm

    Quoting benard69:
    Merry Christmas from Old Santa....
Haha! Hopefully the ladies will be a little less taken aback by seein’ that much of Old St. Nick. Thx for stoppin’ by.

-- allgud69xxx

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allgud69xxx 50M
502 posts
12/24/2020 6:46 am

    Quoting  :

Junk? That just means more to worship? And a bigger “hug” your cheeks give me while I’m rimming you?

Sadly, we can’t all have normal minds. Which is good, because I’d fail miserably at trying to be normal.

It may not be the most normal one ever, but enjoy the big day tomorrow.

-- allgud69xxx

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allgud69xxx 50M
502 posts
12/24/2020 6:54 am

    Quoting  :

Thank you, sweetie. And to you, as well. I like that profile pic, butt I am wondering if there’s a third bow ... maybe some ribbon, too ... xo

Even if it isn’t a “typical” one, I think everyone knows, since we are all in this together, that the connections to our nearest-and-dearests are still there. Hopefully this will be the only one we celebrate in this way.

-- allgud69xxx

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PonyGirl1965 58F
22090 posts
12/25/2020 12:17 am

Merry Christmas!!


allgud69xxx 50M
502 posts
12/25/2020 8:17 pm

Thank you, my dear. Merry Christmas to you.

-- allgud69xxx

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smartasswoman 66F  
35813 posts
2/1/2021 10:06 am

That does sound extremely traumatic!!


allgud69xxx 50M
502 posts
2/26/2021 8:23 pm

Yes, we’ll, it would have been. Of course, it doesn’t particularly explain my personal Ms. Claus fantasy ... Superhero costumes aren’t so bad, either.

-- allgud69xxx

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