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Legalized needed for guys like me!  

Oberonics 66M
2 posts
4/22/2018 12:44 pm
Legalized needed for guys like me!


I'd like to get two things straight. First, this blog may seem a bit offensive to certain people. But it's about how I feel. Second, I'm a retard or some kind of freaking dummy at least! It's a sad & lonely fact with loser men that guys in category B. That are ugly, insecure, humiliated, unaccomplished, cowardly, indecisive and otherwise an embarrassment of male life can have the same strength of libido, appreciation for female beauty, and depth of romantic emotions as guys in category A. Those having all the traits of attractiveness and studhoodness to attract those desirable, hot, wet women like flies to huckleberry honey. Of course mother nature is cruel, but a compassionate civilization should be able to help out here? It can! America needs to legalize, legitimize, reconfigurize the business to help guys like me get safely and securely laid who are never really going to make it otherwise! Sorry, I don't want to hear that tired old saucy line my late mom used to say to me alot. "oberonics, there's somebody out there for everyone"! Yeah, thanks slot mom, who can I get? I mean really!! If they can't lift my cock reliably, such as it is, what's the freaking point!! Fine, there nice inside, and like to eat alot or sell bait & chum, but I need the sex! Probably "alot" more than they do! The women after all after all without a guy can always fall back on there growing shoe & handbag collections, jewelry, perfume, several cats or one yappy rat dog! Then they can always tap into there secret treasure drawer of vibrating toys! Yeah, what do I got! A stupid flashlight looking thing. It sucks!! Try cleaning the rotten thing to!! Screw it all! Donald Trump, Obama, the government, Health department, whatever. Putin& Hillery! Just give us men gorgeous girls that don't rob or hustle us and don't say no! For a fair price! Legalize it. Brand it. Organize it. Sanitize it. Incorporate it! Show commercials advertising it on T.V. to push alot of those crummy big pharmacy drug ads and car stuff to the side. It's kinda funny, they show a smilling guy sitting in a restaurant to a table full of delicious looking Italian food, then they rotten say like "Cibalta" can make you dizzy, nauseated, sick to your stomach, vomiting, depressed & suicidal, heart attack! Yeah, Bon appetite! Whatever anyway, I need to get laid proper somehow and regularly!! Even though I have some erectile issues at present, the beautiful, highly skilled professional prostitutes can like "suck me off" or like hold it so I can relieve myself all over her naked body! All the while pretending to be my girlfriend! Now you tell me, what lady could I possibly find and date on this site that's going to deal with my life shit ? No, she would run for the door or wanting to take "Cibalta" instead! My next blog will be entitled "The final solution if I can't get laid"!

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