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My Naked Job Interview
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My Naked Job Interview Here is a good safety tip ; check and double check and then tripple check , what you're doing, when you send attachments, in an email. Here's what happened to me when I got careless. ................................................................ My buddy Mike, called me up last week and gave me the heads-up, on a new job opportunity, in the company he works for. It was for a 'Web Content/Social Media Director/Marketing Content Provider', which (roughly translated), meant - 'creative writer of a bunch of stuff'. It sounded like it was right up my alley. I'd held similar positons in the past, so I thought - 'Sure, let's go for it!'. I submitted my CV via the corporate website and in less than a day, Melanie, from 'HR' , called me up and we set up an interview for the following day, in the late afternoon. Melanie (an attractive, blond haired , curvy woman in her mid to late 40's), greeted me as I walked into her office. The interview (although surprisingly thorough) , went as well as I expected, so when she asked me if I had any sample writing to provide, I pulled out a vanilla folder with a printed copy of four examples of blogs and stories that I had written. Melanie looked at me and immediately spoke . "Actually, if you could, send them to me via an email attachment, that would be better, since there will be more than a few people reading it and some, are off site.", she said smiling. "No worries." I quickly replied. "In fact... I can send them to you from your lobby before I leave. You'll have them in a few minutes." "Great! The sooner the better! I look forward to receiving them. ", she replied as she stood up. We both smiled warmly and with a firm handshake, I exited her office. I looked at my watch. The interview had taken longer than expected. I had planned to pick up my from her office and go out for dinner. 'Damm...! ' I thought to myself. ' I am going to be late.' I sat in the arm chair of the lobby, pulled out my cell phone and started rummaging through the folders that contained my written words. I then noticed that the 'Data Icon' on my phone was not lit - no service! The lobby had Wi-Fi but I needed a password. I approached the lobby receptionist however there were several other people ahead of me. I waited as patently as I could while glancing furtively at my watch, repeatedly - hoping somehow, time would stand still. The password was - 'Hello'. 'Really... ?', I thought to myself. Finally, sitting back down in that chair, I fumbled around trying to find my blogs and stories. Eventually ... success. I quickly composed the email, hurriedly attached four various stories and blog posts, pressed 'enter' and waited until the message 'completed', appeared on my phone. I then headed out to pick up my . 'I might still make it.', I thought. I actually arrived slightly ahead of schedule and so I waited for my in the parking lot of the company she works for. Quite pleased with myself (all things considered), I opened up the email that I had sent - just to be sure all had gone well... and it had. However... to my horror... I noticed that I had accidentally included one of my 'erotic stories' (from an adult sex site named... (yep) - A F F), amongst those that I had attached. It was a story called - 'Lust Amongst the Pines'. All of the color drained from my face; I was white. Mind you, it's a well crafted, lusciously descriptive and erotic story that's well paced and humorous - but it's NOT appropriate as a sample for a business review of my writing skills. I clasped my head in my hands and thought, 'Oh well.' I was disappointed in myself not to mention, more than slightly embarrassed. Early the next morning I received a phone call from Melanie in 'HR'. "Paul?", she began. "Melanie here. I just wanted to say that we've read your content and we'd like you to meet with our 'Principals' . Can you come by this afternoon?" I was in shock. 'They are calling me back? Wow!', I thought to myself. "Uhhh... Sure... This afternoon is fine. Yes. I'll be there. ", I couldn't believe it. Melanie greeted me in her office, prior to introducing me to the 'Principles', of the company, however her demeanor had changed. As I sat down in the chair in front of her she smiled coyly and began. " Your stories and blogs are very well written. Especially that one where that couple is caught making love in the forest by those hikers. So descriptive and real. I thought I was there.", she smiled and grinned from ear to ear. I must have turned several shades of red before I stammered a reply. " Well, I hadn't intended to send THAT one. It got in there by mistake and... " " I figured that much. ", she interrupted me. "That's why I deleted it from the email, prior to sending it along to the others. It's really quite good though. Then again, I've read all your material before. " she continued. At this point I was speechless." Ummm... really? I don't know how you could have read anything of mine before?", I replied, stammering. " Well, aren't you posting to that adult site? Your blog is interesting. Well ... anyway... when I read it, I realized that you might have made a mistake.", she continued. The twinkle in her eyes caught my attention. I wanted to ask her a question. I wanted to know what her 'User Profile Name', was. I wanted to ask her quite a few things. I never got the chance. " Let's introduce you to the others, shall we?", she said as she stood up. "I'll be looking forward to your next blog post." she whispered to me in a playful and hushed tone. I am not sure if I'll get this job. Thank goodness for Melanie's intervention, and yet my<b> curiosity </font></b>about her has me more than intrigued - as she anonymously 'pervs' me ! Perhaps there will be a third interview? Melanie (not her real name by the way), if you're reading this - Yo girl ... message me... Lol... ©September 2018 Paul P. ................................................... So ... What is your most embarrassing or worst social media horror story? Have you ever pressed' enter ', and then regretted it? Happy Labor Day ! Here's a link to the story that I submitted by mistake to Melanie... Lust Amongst the Pines . . .....................................................  ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O |
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Still no word from Melanie and the job... and I'm still searching for her profile... Lol. She's hiding somewhere. ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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Anyway... This is not the worst that has ever happened to me with texts and emails. I guess one of the worst was when I accidentally attached a dic pic to a female friend of mine. I wanted to attach another picture of myself, but I hovered over that naked pic for one second too long and - poof..... It went out there to her. Omg... Was I embarrassed.... Or what? She took it in stride and laughed about it, admitting that she was impressed. In a recent exchange with her, she claimed that she still has my pic. Eeee... Ok. That's kinda hot! I'm looking at her in a new light. Lol ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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Notice that I'm not mentioning all the texts or emails that I sent when slightly under the influence... Omg I don't even want to go there... Lol I've changed though... ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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9/3/2018 1:21 pm |
There's a popular female blogger here that I had been messaging with when I got a message from a guy I know on here. All of a sudden I was messaging back and forth from one to the other. He mentioned that he thought she was kind of insecure and needy because her posts are self promoting. I was getting annoyed with him so I shot back a "yes, she can be needy and usually fishing for compliments" kind of message when I realized I'd sent it to her by mistake. She was hurt, I was pissed, and this idiot who caused it all went his merry way. Me and her really don't talk much to this day.
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If you do post something and want to get rid of it you should be able to remove it as you posted it. Ps never be drinking on this site when posting as you might regret it later what you write hugs V Become a blog watcher sweet_vm
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9/3/2018 1:58 pm |
Hope you find her. Hell just go back and ask her out
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Happy Labor day, and your very lucky that Melanie caught that before sending it to the others in the company. And I agree with her it was a great blog and your an amazing writer. I hope you get the job, and you get to find out what Melanie's name is here on the site..Good luck.. Seduce the mind and see what a wonderful adventure the body will take you on.. 
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I have occasionally mixed up IM chats. I apologized and tend now to avoid multichatting. Otherwise, I'm just a dull old gal. Which would you prefer - the job or Melanie? Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation bangs on the door forever!
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